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	<title>Comments on: Velociraptor Safety</title>
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		<title>By: prestamos</title>
		<link>http://blag.xkcd.com/2007/03/04/velociraptor-safety/comment-page-3/#comment-32695</link>
		<dc:creator>prestamos</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 16:47:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The design of the blog is very minimal.</description>
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		<title>By: indoor climbing walls</title>
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		<dc:creator>indoor climbing walls</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 02:27:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;strong&gt;indoor climbing walls...&lt;/strong&gt;

Though the evolution of safety gadgets and technical advancement are commendable, rock climbing would need a lot of physical strength and energy and can never be completely risk- free. Just to live his daily life, mankind in recent times has had his sh...</description>
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<p>Though the evolution of safety gadgets and technical advancement are commendable, rock climbing would need a lot of physical strength and energy and can never be completely risk- free. Just to live his daily life, mankind in recent times has had his sh&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: test</title>
		<link>http://blag.xkcd.com/2007/03/04/velociraptor-safety/comment-page-3/#comment-29320</link>
		<dc:creator>test</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 11:10:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Web comics can be very good.</description>
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		<title>By: Velociraptor</title>
		<link>http://blag.xkcd.com/2007/03/04/velociraptor-safety/comment-page-3/#comment-28183</link>
		<dc:creator>Velociraptor</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 15:16:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I am the velociraptor leader. We come to destroy you all</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am the velociraptor leader. We come to destroy you all</p>
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		<title>By: Velociraptor Awareness Day - WTF?!</title>
		<link>http://blag.xkcd.com/2007/03/04/velociraptor-safety/comment-page-3/#comment-27843</link>
		<dc:creator>Velociraptor Awareness Day - WTF?!</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 18:09:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] by a certified Paleontologist on how to protect ourselves from this coming prehistoric threat.  Velociraptor Safety xkcd  Eureka! Grape Juice!     __________________ If you really want to hurt your parents and you don&#039;t [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] by a certified Paleontologist on how to protect ourselves from this coming prehistoric threat.  Velociraptor Safety xkcd  Eureka! Grape Juice!     __________________ If you really want to hurt your parents and you don&#8217;t [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Velociraptor Awareness &#124; Flour Power</title>
		<link>http://blag.xkcd.com/2007/03/04/velociraptor-safety/comment-page-3/#comment-27833</link>
		<dc:creator>Velociraptor Awareness &#124; Flour Power</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 13:22:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] event of either a zombies apocalypse or a velociraptor attack. Velociraptors have been show to be averse to a compound in Concord grape juice. Keep your fridge stocked and your squirt gun in good working order at all [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] event of either a zombies apocalypse or a velociraptor attack. Velociraptors have been show to be averse to a compound in Concord grape juice. Keep your fridge stocked and your squirt gun in good working order at all [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Velociraptor Awareness &#171; for people who wear clothes.</title>
		<link>http://blag.xkcd.com/2007/03/04/velociraptor-safety/comment-page-3/#comment-27830</link>
		<dc:creator>Velociraptor Awareness &#171; for people who wear clothes.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 08:37:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] » Keep an arsenal at hand. Proper ammunition can earn you valuable time in case of an attack. Assault rifles, for instance, can be handy in the event of either a zombies or velociraptor attack. Velociraptors have been show to be averse to a compound in Concord grape juice. Keep your fridge stocked and your squirt gun in good working order at all times.  For more information, click here. [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] » Keep an arsenal at hand. Proper ammunition can earn you valuable time in case of an attack. Assault rifles, for instance, can be handy in the event of either a zombies or velociraptor attack. Velociraptors have been show to be averse to a compound in Concord grape juice. Keep your fridge stocked and your squirt gun in good working order at all times.  For more information, click here. [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Random things I am thinking and things you don&#8217;t know about me. &#171; Regular Rumination</title>
		<link>http://blag.xkcd.com/2007/03/04/velociraptor-safety/comment-page-3/#comment-27111</link>
		<dc:creator>Random things I am thinking and things you don&#8217;t know about me. &#171; Regular Rumination</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 01:39:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] This is awesome.  So is this: [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] This is awesome.  So is this: [...]</p>
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		<title>By: El the Boss</title>
		<link>http://blag.xkcd.com/2007/03/04/velociraptor-safety/comment-page-3/#comment-26986</link>
		<dc:creator>El the Boss</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 07:03:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I agree with Will in the statement that this is most likely Velociraptor propaganda, much akin to the rumor that playing dead will save you from bears. They are hunters, cunning and ruthless, more than willing to sit down at a desk and write a nice email to their arch nemesis if it will get him off of their case. The pungent odor of Concord Grape Juice is probably a stimulant for them. Carrying around a Super Soaker full of it would be similar to carrying around and blowing into a Wounded Hadrosaurid Call.
My question, with the approach of Velociraptor Danger and Safety Awareness Day (VDSAD) so close at hand, is this: How can we properly prepare for those Velociraptors which have taken flight? And no, I don&#039;t mean those pithy renditions of the dinosaurs with feathers and all that junk, but rather the raptors whom have acquired hover boards, perhaps from an unfortunate Marty McFly? Is there nowhere safe?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I agree with Will in the statement that this is most likely Velociraptor propaganda, much akin to the rumor that playing dead will save you from bears. They are hunters, cunning and ruthless, more than willing to sit down at a desk and write a nice email to their arch nemesis if it will get him off of their case. The pungent odor of Concord Grape Juice is probably a stimulant for them. Carrying around a Super Soaker full of it would be similar to carrying around and blowing into a Wounded Hadrosaurid Call.<br />
My question, with the approach of Velociraptor Danger and Safety Awareness Day (VDSAD) so close at hand, is this: How can we properly prepare for those Velociraptors which have taken flight? And no, I don&#8217;t mean those pithy renditions of the dinosaurs with feathers and all that junk, but rather the raptors whom have acquired hover boards, perhaps from an unfortunate Marty McFly? Is there nowhere safe?</p>
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		<title>By: O? l'on reparle des ZIT &#124; hilpers</title>
		<link>http://blag.xkcd.com/2007/03/04/velociraptor-safety/comment-page-3/#comment-24665</link>
		<dc:creator>O? l'on reparle des ZIT &#124; hilpers</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jan 2009 12:01:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] en particulier, j&#039;arose la dite cloture avec du methyl anthranilate, sur les conseils de Dr Snyder (http://blag.xkcd.com/2007/03/04/velociraptor-safety/)  Faut quand m?me pas me prendre pour un neuneu, je me suis document?.  [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] en particulier, j&#8217;arose la dite cloture avec du methyl anthranilate, sur les conseils de Dr Snyder (<a href="http://blag.xkcd.com/2007/03/04/velociraptor-safety/" rel="nofollow">http://blag.xkcd.com/2007/03/04/velociraptor-safety/</a>)  Faut quand m?me pas me prendre pour un neuneu, je me suis document?.  [...]</p>
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