Comments on: Velociraptor Safety

By: Helmut Ayarzagoitia

Helmut Ayarzagoitia — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 15:49:29 +0000

i have installed a separated water tank filled it up with concord grape juice and connected it to a sprinkler sistem pinting to week poiints on my house like windows chimney, soft spots on the walls and doors, and also on my jard and 5 feet of my drive way, i added a remote controlled sprinkle action and easy access activation buttons throughout the house even children available, and dog/cat…capable, i am still trying to train my ferret , these way if a raptor attacks me and i can run 5 feet from my curb and press the button i will get soaked in a huge blast of concord grape juice, hoping to repel the asailants, and my thirst of running really really fast and fearing for my life…

there is one economical draw back besides the whole instalation,

concord grape juice goes stale, some times even ferments, so in the stainless steel water container i had to add sulfite to prevent fermentation, i wonder if this affects its efectiveness, just in case every month i have a new batch sent in and drain the older one and casque it into home made wine

By: TheVelociraptorParty

TheVelociraptorParty — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 12:30:16 +0000

we area not very good spellers. your human language is awkward, but we’re doing our best.

By: TheVelociraptorParty

TheVelociraptorParty — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 12:25:07 +0000

We protest against the clear rasism shown here at xkcd and we object at the author’s methods of racial profiling which leads to the stereotyping of velociraptors as dangerous man-eating predators!

For your information, none of our party’s delegates have ever tasted homo-sapiens meat nor are we interested in savoring the meat of any apparently intelligent species. We resent any statement that would indicated otherwise!

By: oil painting from photo

oil painting from photo — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 09:46:34 +0000

Oh no!!! I can’t believe that is coming from a highly-respectable and intellectual individual. But well we’re entitled to our own opinion. He has made his points and in order to meet at one common point, may be it is best to lower down one’s pride and accept your mistake.

By: Lhyzz

Lhyzz — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 19:30:22 +0000

In my experience working at a wildlife rehabilitation center, birds love grapes. There may be some problem with this theory.

By: Door to River » Blog Archive » Grape Juice POWAH.

Door to River » Blog Archive » Grape Juice POWAH. — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 19:19:55 +0000

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By: shopping

shopping — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 15:39:04 +0000

I always thought, originally, that the Velociraptor was a made up idea from the Jurassic Park movie and books. I mean, it’s name even sounded made up to me (Sounding like a “verocious raptor” or something like that.) I’m still not sure – is he saying that it is, indeed, a real dinosaur? Well, no wonder people have phobia’s about them.
I enjoyed the comment about the shark-repellent from the old Batman movies… man, I would really like to see one of those again!

By: Door to River » Grape Juice POWAH.

Door to River » Grape Juice POWAH. — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 06:06:27 +0000

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By: Kyle

Kyle — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 20:16:17 +0000

Knew I should’ve gone to Knox.

I’m an English major/creative writing minor who has also read the archive.

By: Rankin

Rankin — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 14:26:01 +0000

Please, we must all join together in sharing our knowledge to defeat this foe. My college, Tripp Gregory, has created this Group on Facebook to remind all who care enough to secure their homes in the coming months, as you know, raptors are much more active in the hot summer months.