Comments on: Velociraptor Safety

By: ricardo monteban

ricardo monteban — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:06:30 +0000

Ok there is a viscious worm on all of the facebook apps released up to sept 2009 – - we all know the velociraptor mofo’s started it…
Remember, these velociraptors text each other in flight and tweet on the sly, so keep your jamba juice with the triple methyl anthranilate boost close at hand. If worse comes to worse, we could have Sigourney grab some baby alien eggs, genetically modify our offspring to have the extending secondary jaw with squirting nanoacid – - BRING IT NOW velociraptor, my babies will devour you while watching Barney. Hmmm, my rotisserie is a little too small for a velociraptor carcasse…

By: prestamos

prestamos — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 16:47:54 +0000

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indoor climbing walls — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 02:27:06 +0000

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test — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 11:10:25 +0000

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By: Velociraptor

Velociraptor — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 15:16:53 +0000

I am the velociraptor leader. We come to destroy you all

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Velociraptor Awareness Day - WTF?! — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 18:09:20 +0000

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Velociraptor Awareness | Flour Power — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 13:22:43 +0000

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Velociraptor Awareness « for people who wear clothes. — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 08:37:26 +0000

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By: El the Boss

El the Boss — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 07:03:53 +0000

I agree with Will in the statement that this is most likely Velociraptor propaganda, much akin to the rumor that playing dead will save you from bears. They are hunters, cunning and ruthless, more than willing to sit down at a desk and write a nice email to their arch nemesis if it will get him off of their case. The pungent odor of Concord Grape Juice is probably a stimulant for them. Carrying around a Super Soaker full of it would be similar to carrying around and blowing into a Wounded Hadrosaurid Call.
My question, with the approach of Velociraptor Danger and Safety Awareness Day (VDSAD) so close at hand, is this: How can we properly prepare for those Velociraptors which have taken flight? And no, I don’t mean those pithy renditions of the dinosaurs with feathers and all that junk, but rather the raptors whom have acquired hover boards, perhaps from an unfortunate Marty McFly? Is there nowhere safe?