Wikipedia: Blogs
Wikipedia’s entry on blogs, with everything that is not the word ‘blog’ (or a derivative thereof) removed:
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October 6th, 2007 at 9:12 am
If you look at it and cross your eyes, you can see the internet in 3D.
October 6th, 2007 at 9:13 am
I can see a dolphin!
October 6th, 2007 at 9:15 am
I’d claim that “blog” no longer looked like a word after reading that… but then again, nothing has actually changed.
And I think I need to get my eyes checked… I can’t see the Internet when I cross my eyes looking at that… all I can see is some round, tube-shaped things.
October 6th, 2007 at 9:31 am
Chicken!
October 6th, 2007 at 9:33 am
Blog? blog-blog. Blog-blog blog, blog blog!
Blog?
/* seriously, i cannot remember normal words now */
October 6th, 2007 at 9:42 am
I’ve done things like this, but nothing quite like this… Tuesday has a similar effect when written over and over.
Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday.
October 6th, 2007 at 9:44 am
Okay, after the first comment, how many of you crossed their eyes over the text, just for fun? :S
October 6th, 2007 at 9:47 am
Which bring us to following statistic :
warblog : 1
imblogging : 1
liveblogging : 1
newsblog : 1
warblogs : 1
myblog : 2
edublog : 2
sideblog : 2
photoblogs : 2
weblogs : 3
sketchblog : 4
moblog : 6
photoblog : 6
weblog : 20
bloggers : 38
blogging : 51
blogs : 72
blog : 344
One could also note that there is absolutly no reference about “blag” on the original wikipedia page (didn’t look into history)
October 6th, 2007 at 10:01 am
Oh my God! I have the feeling that the word is going to come out from the screen and eat me.
(ps. i still haven’t took my coffee =P)
October 6th, 2007 at 10:04 am
Dammit, I tried posting a chicken reference too, and now Akismet thinks I’m spam again.
October 6th, 2007 at 10:05 am
YES.
October 6th, 2007 at 10:23 am
Ouch. What. The. Ow?
October 6th, 2007 at 10:25 am
Reminds me “Chicken chicken chicken” — http://youtube.com/watch?v=yL_-1d9OSdk
October 6th, 2007 at 10:37 am
Bloody vikings.
October 6th, 2007 at 10:46 am
Mr. Munroe, this is why I love you.
Also, disappointed by the lack of “blag”.
October 6th, 2007 at 10:57 am
It’s a nice effect if you load that wikipedia page in FireFox, then search for blog and click Highlight all.
October 6th, 2007 at 10:58 am
I also checked for blag… however, I did notice that the original page contains “blogosphere” while this post doesn’t.
October 6th, 2007 at 12:17 pm
Blog blog blog Blog blog blog Blog newsblog Blogs blog?
October 6th, 2007 at 12:18 pm
this post was certainly…… informative…..
October 6th, 2007 at 12:23 pm
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
October 6th, 2007 at 12:43 pm
is it a bad sign that I find that hilarious?
October 6th, 2007 at 1:49 pm
I think this actually describes blogs better than the original article.
October 6th, 2007 at 2:15 pm
Colin Dean beat me to the Buffalo comment…
October 6th, 2007 at 2:31 pm
Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger…
October 6th, 2007 at 3:02 pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Blog#xkcd
October 6th, 2007 at 3:32 pm
How long did it take you to do this? Do you have some sort of program that removes specific words or something?
October 6th, 2007 at 3:39 pm
You missed at least two: vlog and linklog (right before sketchblog under “media types”).
October 6th, 2007 at 3:44 pm
It’s even better when you funnel it through a text-to-speech program.
October 6th, 2007 at 4:43 pm
But “blog” is a derivative of “weblog,” not the other way around.
(Any other site and I wouldn’t bother to point it out.)
October 6th, 2007 at 5:05 pm
It’s a page about blogs, of course it uses the word a lot. However, I would be interested to see a comparison with other wikipedia topics. I tried comparing the Blog to Salt, for the hell of it. The HTML of the Blog article is just shy of 150k. The Salt article is just under 100k. The version of Blog I scanned contained 583 words with the letters ‘blog’ within them, matching case insensitively. The Salt article had 562 ’salt’ words.
So 1/500th of the Salt article is the word ’salt’, and 1/750th of the Blog article is the word ‘blog’.
Fascinating.
October 6th, 2007 at 5:25 pm
BUT I DON’T LIKE BLOG.
Look, I know what xkcd thinks about quoting Monty Python… but I’m only human for fork’s sake.
October 6th, 2007 at 5:59 pm
and i thought i was bored…
October 6th, 2007 at 6:28 pm
Christ, that’s a lot of ‘blog’…
What could it possibly mean? The end of formal news as we know it?
Eh who [besides me] reads the New York Times anymore anyways, eh?
October 6th, 2007 at 6:32 pm
Do you think it would count as vandalism if we managed to work the words “mushroom†and “snake†into http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Badger in suitable places?
October 6th, 2007 at 8:22 pm
Wow. This post and the “Chicken” link just gave me a start to a great new series for my tumblelog.
Bubble bubble bubble bubble bubble bubble bubble bubble.
October 6th, 2007 at 9:03 pm
Out of curiosity, how many words were *not* “blog” or a derivative? I mean, what percentage of the article does “blog*” represent?
@ Dru89 above: I regularly read the NYTimes, plus my 2 local daily papers, and 2 local weekly alt papers in my city. I also scan (for specific content as part of my job) 2 other daily papers from nearby cities and 3 other national papers (WaPo, LATimes, and USAToday). And occasionally i pick up some of the other neighborhood papers that Seattle produces. But i will acknowledge that newspaper nerds like me are probably growing scarcer and scarcer, especially outside of the news industry.
October 6th, 2007 at 9:15 pm
Weblog is included on the list but doesn’t fall in either of the categories stated, “the word blog” or “derivitives (of the word blog)”.
Surely, if I have my etymology correct, it would be more accurate to say that the word ‘blog’ is a derivitive of ‘weblog’ since the latter was coined first.
(#3 on the list of Most Pedantic Things I’ve Pointed Out This Week)
October 6th, 2007 at 10:44 pm
Who wants to edit the article: “Blag Blag blag Blag Blag blag Blag blag blags … woblag ….”
October 6th, 2007 at 11:32 pm
Re: Saturday’s comic, bobcats have short tails.
October 7th, 2007 at 12:12 am
Blogosphere?
Seems more like a blog-o-rectangle to me.
October 7th, 2007 at 1:23 am
Reminds me of those grammatically correct sentences composed of one just word (and homophones and derivatives). Usually an animal that has a transitive verb for a name.
@Colin Dean:
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo.
Dogs dogs dog dog dogs.
Badgers badgers badger badger badgers.
I have trouble reading one this aloud using the correct intonation:
John, when playing a game of Scrabble against Dick who, whilst pondering the degree of legitimacy the last word that Harry (who had had ‘had’) had had had had, had had ‘had’, had had ‘had’. Had ‘had’ had more letters, he would have played it again.
I think there’s a way to add a few more “had”s in there, if one of the scrabble players is actually named “Had” and the sentence structure is a bit different, but I couldn’t construct it off the top of my head.
My favorite by far, however, comes from china. Technically (since Mandarin is tonal) this poem is not composed of all the “same” sounds. But jst listen to it. As a non-Mandarin speaker, it just made me feel like someone really wanted me to be quiet.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lion-Eating_Poet_in_the_Stone_Den
October 7th, 2007 at 2:46 am
We need to name this number - the number of times a derivative of the word under discussion is used on its own page by Wikipedia. We could call it the Wikipedia XKCD number, for starters.
October 7th, 2007 at 3:52 am
@Joshua:
We need to name this number.
How about Wikipedia Article Self-Definition Abuse Quotient, or WASDAQ?
October 7th, 2007 at 4:37 am
Greg K Nicholson,
I see it has “snake” already (legitimately), but is still needing “mushroom” for massive damage and great justice.
For what it’s worth, I did the “highlight all” for ‘blog’ on the blog article, and it looked at a casual glance to be pretty comparable to highlighting all of the word ‘the’. Which seems scary somehow.
October 7th, 2007 at 12:20 pm
@Nate
There’s also the one that goes,
The owner of an inn was painting the name, “Horse and Wagon”, onto a sign. A traveler passing by stopped and said, “There’s too much space between horse and and and and and wagon.”
@Joshua
Or it could just be a Word Individual Knowledge Iterance or WIKI number.
October 7th, 2007 at 12:24 pm
To Greg and Ben,
I’ve taken the liberty of (at least temporarily) working the word “mushroom” into the badger page, in a roundabout way, under the “Diet” section of the page.
How long it will stay, I don’t know, but at least it’s been there.
October 7th, 2007 at 2:24 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xTDnpie-0k
October 7th, 2007 at 2:59 pm
It was deleted about 2.5 hours later. You should have been more subtle…
October 7th, 2007 at 6:05 pm
2.5 hours is pretty good…I inserted a tidbit about how kittens shouldn’t be chewed on or eaten alive in the “Kitten” page and it was removed in under five minutes.
:-(
October 7th, 2007 at 8:55 pm
I actually read all that. It’s like a chant now. Or maybe a horde of internet zombies. “blooooooogggg….bllooooogggg…blogggggggg…” Much better than brains. We’d live but would have to put up with some much spam/trolling. mMaybe getting eaten would be better.
October 7th, 2007 at 9:07 pm
Lol try saying that 10 times fast
October 7th, 2007 at 10:33 pm
does the chicken talk predate the parking lot is full comic?
http://plif.andkon.com/archive/wc072.gif
October 7th, 2007 at 11:05 pm
@Cesium.
Similarly, one could say:
An XKCD reader Cesium was writing the phrase:
“The owner of an inn was painting the name, “Horse and Wagonâ€, onto a sign. A traveler passing by stopped and said, “There’s too much space between horse and and and and and wagon.â€
onto the XKCD blag, when Nate stopped by to point out: There’s too much space between “horse” and “and”, and “and” and “and”, and “and” and “and”, and “and” and “and”, and “and” and “and”, and “and” and “wagon”.
That’s 21. Can we do better? Yes.
Because this process can be repeated arbitrarily many times, so (by simple recurrence relations) I think that it is safe to say that for any number x of the form x = (-1/3) + (4/3)(4^n) where n is a non-negative integer, there exists a grammatically correct sentence with x consecutive occurrences of the word “and”. (Here, the property of ‘consecutiveness’ is independent of punctuation.)
October 8th, 2007 at 7:49 am
xkcd xkcd xkcd xkcd xkcd xkcd xkcd xkcd xkcd xkcd xkcd xkcd xkcd xkcd xkcd xkcd xkcd xkcd xkcd xkcd xkcd xkcd xkcd xkcd xkcd xkcd xkcd xkcd xkcd xkcd xkcd xkcd xkcd xkcd xkcd xkcd?
October 8th, 2007 at 10:15 am
Someone needs to make a recording of him/herself reading this.
October 8th, 2007 at 12:07 pm
It’s a schooner!
October 8th, 2007 at 12:26 pm
Put the Regexps away, or I’ll take them away!
:p
October 8th, 2007 at 12:29 pm
The original article also contains phlog, while the above post does not.
@LSK: I see I’m not the only Underworld fan here….
October 8th, 2007 at 2:07 pm
@Ren,
Somebody (a1s) did, above: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xTDnpie-0k
It’s like 6 minutes long! I guess it’s just habit, but when I got bored with it I jumped around to the later parts of the video. To see how it ends, I guess :)
-Ben
October 8th, 2007 at 2:23 pm
You wrote foriegn just to get my coat, didn’t you. You feind.
October 8th, 2007 at 2:45 pm
It’s not a schooner! It’s a sailboat!
October 8th, 2007 at 5:01 pm
[...] If you look at it and cross your eyes, you can see the internet in 3D. Â (via sub Rosam) [...]
October 8th, 2007 at 5:39 pm
I’m really hoping that you did this automagically, rather than by hand.
Maybe something like
s/(?:[^\w]+(?:(?!blog)\w)*\b)+/ /ig
(can anyone find a more elegant way to do this?)
October 8th, 2007 at 6:54 pm
sounds like some computational linguisterin’ shenanigans goin’ on here…
October 8th, 2007 at 8:34 pm
Nate: To make it semi-intelligible, there would also have to be arbitrarily many quotation marks.
October 9th, 2007 at 10:14 am
This is why I prefer to read the Uncyclopedia.
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Blog
Enjoy!
October 9th, 2007 at 3:10 pm
s = ”
for word in article:
if ‘blog’ in word:
s += ‘ ‘+word
It may be more lines than a regular expression, but at least you can tell what it’s doing by looking at it.
October 9th, 2007 at 3:13 pm
Drat! It ate my pythontastic tabbage. Pretend it didn’t.
October 9th, 2007 at 3:39 pm
print join( ‘ ‘, grep { /blog/i } ( split ” “, $article ) );
October 10th, 2007 at 12:42 am
Kudos to any one that reads through this whole thing, ’cause I sure didn’t.
October 10th, 2007 at 2:00 am
Malkovich, Malkovich?
October 10th, 2007 at 9:40 am
comment comment Comment commenT commeNt commEnt comMent coMment cOmment Comment comments commenting
October 10th, 2007 at 12:15 pm
I note Conservapedia’s entry on blogs is rather pathetic, only containing the word “blog” once and “web log” (as two words) once. Maybe we should help them out? Maybe a section on blogs in the Bible?
October 10th, 2007 at 5:01 pm
Blogs. Blogs. Blogs they are everywhere.
Blogs. Blogs. Blogs croaking fill the air.
Louder. Louder. Louder is their blasting blair
and there’s no silence in the night.
Blogs. Blogs croaks heard three miles away.
5. 6. 7 on that day.
Blogs. Blogs multipling more each day
and there’s no silence in the night.
Blogs. Blogs don’t try to seek them out.
Blogs. Blogs froud hidding all about.
Grab. Grab. Grab their throats and ring them out.
cause there’s no silence in the night.
Blogs. Blogs their good is only bad.
Flirting. Flirting. Flirting on thier lilly pad.
Mom. Mom. Mom says no but you know dad.
and there’s no silence in the night.
Blogs. Blogs don’t you know the strain?
Blogs. Blogs. Please, please, please refrain
and listen [croak, croak] there they go again. Blogs. Blogs
and there’s no silence in the night.
October 10th, 2007 at 8:23 pm
And that doesnt even count ones such as vlog!
October 11th, 2007 at 9:55 am
Dogs dogs eat eat dogs dogs eat.
October 11th, 2007 at 6:48 pm
…I do believe you’ve discovered a new programming language (a variant of OOK)!
October 12th, 2007 at 9:18 am
i expect there is a long tailed distribution with the number of derivatives that @sage enumerated. log-normal, or power law?!
October 12th, 2007 at 10:59 am
A schooner is a sailboat, stupidhead!
October 12th, 2007 at 11:28 am
>What’ve you got?
We’ve got:
eggs and spam
ham eggs and spam
eggs bacon and spam
spam eggs bacon and spam
ham sausage bacon and spam
spam spam eggs spam and sausage
spam spam spam spam steak and eggs and spam
spam-pancakes eggs spam spam and spam
spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam and spam
>Have you got anything without spam in it?
What??????
October 15th, 2007 at 7:58 am
And it’s true!!! O_O
October 15th, 2007 at 9:22 am
I think the wikipedia article is even funnier if you don’t remove some of the verbs:
blog blogger blog blog is are blog blogs blog blogs, is blogs. blogs photoblog, blog, are micro-blogging blogging blogs blog blogging blogging are have blogging blog blogger, blog.citation blog blogging is bloggers, is blog blogging bloggers, blog have weblog is blog weblogs blogs is blogging. blog blog blogger weblog blog, weblog blog blog blog, weblog blogging blog blog blog blog blogger blogger.com blogrolls weblog bloggers blogs blogging blogs blogging blogging blogging has blogs have bloggers. blogs blogging blogs bloggers blogs blogs bloggers blogs blogged, blogs blog bloggers blog. warblogscitation bloggers blogging: blogging blog is blogs blog blogging blogging blogs blogging. blog blogging bloggers, blogs blogs. blog bloggers has is bloggers bloggers blogs bloggers bloggers have has blogs blogs blogs weblog bloggers bloggers are blogs, is blog is is is sketchblog is photoblog. are is blog, blog is blogs is blog is blogs blogs, blogs, blogs, blogs, blogs, blogs blog, is is is is blogging blog blogs, are blog are blog blogosphere, blogdigger, blog blogs bloggers bloggers, blog mybloglog. blogs have blogs are blogroll. blogs blog blogrolls, are blogrolls, are blogs blogs has blogosphere blogdex blogs blog is is are blog blog blogging are have bloggers are bloggers have is blog blog blogs bloggers, are blogging bloggers bloggers are blogs j-blog weblog have is blogs are bloggers have blogs, blog-based have blog-based has blogs. blogger blogging is bloggers is is blogging are have bloggers have are bloggers, are weblog is weblog weblog bloggers, bloggers is bloggers blog blog blogger bloggers blog has is blog. bloggers have blogger. blog blog blogging is is blog blogger blogged blog blog: is bloggers blogging. blog bloggers blog have blogger blog. is blogger blogger blogger blog. has is weblog blogging blogger, blog blog bloggers is blogger bloggers blog bloggers weblog blogging blog blog has blogs, blogger blog blogs… is photoblog. blogging weblog newsblog, blogger blogging blogs, blogs, bloggers, bloggers blogger blogger blogger blogging blog blogger blog blogger blogger blogs, blogger blog, bloggers blog blogs, blogs, blog!: is blog blog blog blogging, blogs, bloggers bloggers blogs blogging is is is.
October 16th, 2007 at 12:13 am
Did anyone else notice the Pareto distribution in sage’s post?
October 18th, 2007 at 9:57 pm
I added mushroom to the badger page, I tried to be as subtle as possible.
October 19th, 2007 at 2:26 am
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October 19th, 2007 at 9:58 am
dude, if you were gay and i was gay….
your comic gets me. … right where my friends said i had no sense of humor.
October 19th, 2007 at 4:03 pm
Darn, it’s gone now.
October 20th, 2007 at 5:24 am
Go to the Badgers article and look carefully at the first paragraph of the “Badgers and humans” section. Mushroom! :D
October 21st, 2007 at 8:47 pm
Re: Kurt McAllister - October 6th, 2007 at 3:32 pm
How long did it take you to do this? Do you have some sort of program that removes specific words or something?
STAND BACK! and read #208 on regex’s ;)
October 22nd, 2007 at 4:13 pm
[...] check out his recent blag-entry: wikipedia: blogs [write a comment] [...]
October 25th, 2007 at 6:19 am
Step back! I know regular expressions.
Seems that you have looked for words with “blog” as substring, hence missing things like “vlog”, and of course “blag”.
October 30th, 2007 at 2:40 pm
Not too long ago someone edited the Wiki page for Duck and replaced the whole page with ” quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack” etc. Interblags.
October 30th, 2007 at 8:29 pm
Went for “mushroom” in the badger article again at 17:25 Pacific…wonder how long it’ll last.
October 31st, 2007 at 10:46 am
Ah, I’d like to add a ridiculous blog permutation: plog, or plogging. To blog, politically. Also slightly euphemistic. e.g. “why don’t you just go plog about it, then?”
Net value added to universe: 0
November 1st, 2007 at 2:51 pm
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Blah_Blah
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Blah_States
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Blah_Clinton
November 19th, 2007 at 12:10 am
For extra credit perform the blog regex on this comment page….
November 20th, 2007 at 7:24 pm
I added a vandalism to the Val Kilmer article that lasted for -months-, once. Not exactly on topic, but…
blog blog blog blog
November 25th, 2007 at 9:01 pm
well this just blows my bubble
November 28th, 2007 at 3:32 am
curl -s http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blog | perl -ne ‘print lc, ” ” for (m/([a-z]*blog[a-z]*)/gi);’ && echo
curl -s http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blog | perl -ne ‘print lc, “\n” for (m/([a-z]*blog[a-z]*)/gi);’ | sort | uniq -c | sort -rn
December 6th, 2007 at 12:32 am
To be fair, that’s like saying “The following sentence has everything but the letter ‘a’ removed: a a aa a aa aa aa a.”
December 6th, 2007 at 3:57 pm
Yaaaay!! 100th comment!! sorry couldn’t resist
December 6th, 2007 at 6:29 pm
The chicken lovers will also appreciate “Hen and the Art of Chicken Maintenance” and other books about chickens listed at http://www.amazon.com/Fun-books-about-Chickens/lm/R24X27VP1ZDHBD/ref=cm_lm_toplist_fullview_22 ;-)
December 9th, 2007 at 5:21 pm
Why see the Internet in 3D when you can hear it binaurally?!
Here’s an audio reply to this post to be listened with iTunes.
http://diogostuart.com/stuff2delete/01%20XKCD%20Audio%20Reply.aif.zip
The program that recorded it unfortunately crashed near the end of this full selected page using Zarvox voice from Mac.
December 10th, 2007 at 1:39 pm
Here’s some childish fun in the same vein. After you’ve finished writing a pretentious academic paper, find/replace all “p” with “poop.”
“In this poopaper I will pooprove that the Japoopanese…”
December 11th, 2007 at 12:57 am
I am very seriously blown away by the insane stupidity of this. Serious if you spent even a fraction of the time it took you to create this you could create a decent NON-DEFAULT wordpress theme or even some half way decent copy to fill your blog pages.
This is just madness and I am willing to bet you just got yourself added to googles and everyone else’s comment and keyword Spam lists. I would even maybe think of removing this post altogether really. Tis your blog though.
Have fun. Cool pics of the ball thing in your room BTW.
December 24th, 2007 at 1:06 am
Quoting Philip: “And I think I need to get my eyes checked… I can’t see the Internet when I cross my eyes looking at that… all I can see is some round, tube-shaped things.”
The internet is a series of tubes! So, looks like your eyes are fine.
PS: I crossed my eyes and saw the same.
December 27th, 2007 at 2:37 pm
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January 2nd, 2008 at 1:42 am
[...] The Wikipedia entry for blogs with a few words removed. [...]
January 5th, 2008 at 7:21 am
wow. it’s like the fuckin’ short version of a movie (available for various films on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=fuckin+short), except with “blog” instead of “fuck.”
the bloggin’ short version, if you will.
January 11th, 2008 at 6:18 pm
if only blogs were pokemon. blog BLOG Bla blog og!
January 31st, 2008 at 4:46 am
Could do something similar with the words “Working Families” and one of Kevin Rudd’s speeches.
February 6th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
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February 9th, 2008 at 11:54 am
By popular request, make this a t-shirt!
February 19th, 2008 at 6:09 am
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February 21st, 2008 at 5:42 pm
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February 25th, 2008 at 8:13 am
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March 3rd, 2008 at 12:11 pm
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April 21st, 2008 at 1:52 am
That brings me back to a camp I went to. Blogging was young, and the term had just been coined. One of the councilors had heard the word and it spread through the camp like wild fire, it was so fun to say and completely meaningless to us. It was a sad day when someone found out and it was announced that it was only slang for ‘weblog’. I kid you not, there was a unanimous group sigh from a couple hundred people.
May 26th, 2008 at 2:52 am
When I crossed my eyes over it, it looks like a skull >.> scary