It has to be…

It is just so goddamn magnificent. I am left modest in its grandeur…I am crushed beneath the overwhelming power it emits.

I can only assume that you have to fend women off of this Doug fellow because his hair is 90 million times more powerful than any propaganda situation proposed by the folks behind 3 letter deodorant commercials (Let it be known if your deodorant is a single syllable it smells like ass … which I believe is also a single syllable…so it’s appropriate).

Regardless to my little tangent…if there is a god he/she spent all their time working on that wondrous mane.

Goddamn I’m jealous…

PS. 1889, Nickerson was my reCAPTCHA …I don’t know why but it sounds somewhat like an erotic novel for old pre-civil war era American Settlers.

Hmm, the reCAPTCHA said “cosmic loans”, harhar. Apparently they’re becoming almost pointless now anyway as AI advances — although I did see a bizarre 3D scene based “What’s the letter associated with the person’s left arm?” concept that made me laugh. Quite clever though, as it involved a scene comprising different objects like humans and flowers (of all things to use as an example…), moveable joints, and randomly picked arrangements. It would still be a visual approach only though, unless it came with audio description.