Some Lists

After a hectic few months, I finally have some projects that are in the early stages.  But since nothing is worth posting about yet, here instead is a list of phrases that (at the time of this posting) turn up no hits on Google:

  • “ate a violin”
  • “driver-side bidet”
  • “unlike normal furries,”
  • “Sarah, plain and tall and a cyborg”
  • “people are too civil on the internet”
  • “his penis shattered my world”
  • “more like LAME-arkian theory”
  • “my little horse must think it gay”
  • “it turned out her bottom half was a robot”
  • “Aww, a baby hooker!”

Here are some phrases that I had hoped were original when I typed them in but was disappointed:

  • “full-body glissando”
  • “passenger-side bidet”
  • “underwater Linux”
  • “Nu-Polka”
  • “erotic colonoscopy”
  • “Spocktoberfest”
  • “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a frack.”
  • “my bologna has a first name, it’s A-D-O-L-F”

And lastly, here’s a fun bash export I stumbled on:

  • export PS1='C:${PWD//\//\\\}>'

913 Responses to “Some Lists”

  1. PS I still like Great French Victories

  2. Rob says:

    “Belated Bless You Card”

  3. Pax says:

    “Chinchilla-hair bathrobe”
    “I really think the loss helped me stop being such a bitch”
    “whiny chainsaw operator”
    “musical chainsaw chorus”
    “happy postdoctoral students”

  4. NoSecretAtAll says:

    “I’m no doctor, but you’re really fat” returned no results. Can you believe it?

  5. Tmoney says:

    Just found a new one you might find interesting.

    “girlfriend had sexy dream about me”

  6. Bobetta Jones says:

    electronic pizza -6,470,000 hits

  7. spirov92 says:

    “server-side velociraptor”-no hits
    “underwater velociraptors”-10 hits

  8. Chas. Owens says:

    Complete the illusion:

    export PS1=’$(dos.pl)’
    alias C:=”cd /”
    alias D:=”cd /media/cdrom”
    alias H:=”cd”

    name this dos.pl and put it in your path:
    #!/usr/bin/perl

    use strict;
    use warnings;

    use Cwd;

    my $dir = getcwd;
    my $home = $ENV{HOME};

    my @replace = (
    [ qr{^/media/cdrom/?} => "D:\\" ],
    [ qr{^$home/?} => "H:\\" ],
    [ qr{/} => "C:\\" ],
    );

    for my $re (@replace) {
    my ($pattern, $replace) = @$re;
    last if $dir =~ s/$pattern/$replace/;
    }

    $dir =~ s{/}{\\}g;

    print $dir;

  9. Dan says:

    “hitler ate my sandwich” returns one hit.

  10. iRonMan says:

    “allergic to william shatner” no hits

  11. Holly says:

    i know it’s pretty late…
    “i miss my sense of nostalgia”
    = no hits.

  12. bob says:

    returns no hits:

    “sorry but obama is really hot”

  13. Brett says:

    I love how there is now a subculture online of stories that utilize all of the phrases that originally returned 0 results… “ate a violin” seems to find them….

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