After a hectic few months, I finally have some projects that are in the early stages. But since nothing is worth posting about yet, here instead is a list of phrases that (at the time of this posting) turn up no hits on Google:
- “ate a violin”
- “driver-side bidet”
- “unlike normal furries,”
- “Sarah, plain and tall and a cyborg”
- “people are too civil on the internet”
- “his penis shattered my world”
- “more like LAME-arkian theory”
- “my little horse must think it gay”
- “it turned out her bottom half was a robot”
- “Aww, a baby hooker!”
Here are some phrases that I had hoped were original when I typed them in but was disappointed:
- “full-body glissando”
- “passenger-side bidet”
- “underwater Linux”
- “Nu-Polka”
- “erotic colonoscopy”
- “Spocktoberfest”
- “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a frack.”
- “my bologna has a first name, it’s A-D-O-L-F”
And lastly, here’s a fun bash export I stumbled on:
export PS1='C:${PWD//\//\\\}>'
PS I still like Great French Victories
“Belated Bless You Card”
“Chinchilla-hair bathrobe”
“I really think the loss helped me stop being such a bitch”
“whiny chainsaw operator”
“musical chainsaw chorus”
“happy postdoctoral students”
“I’m no doctor, but you’re really fat” returned no results. Can you believe it?
Just found a new one you might find interesting.
“girlfriend had sexy dream about me”
electronic pizza -6,470,000 hits
“server-side velociraptor”-no hits
“underwater velociraptors”-10 hits
Complete the illusion:
export PS1=’$(dos.pl)’
alias C:=”cd /”
alias D:=”cd /media/cdrom”
alias H:=”cd”
name this dos.pl and put it in your path:
#!/usr/bin/perl
use strict;
use warnings;
use Cwd;
my $dir = getcwd;
my $home = $ENV{HOME};
my @replace = (
[ qr{^/media/cdrom/?} => "D:\\" ],
[ qr{^$home/?} => "H:\\" ],
[ qr{/} => "C:\\" ],
);
for my $re (@replace) {
my ($pattern, $replace) = @$re;
last if $dir =~ s/$pattern/$replace/;
}
$dir =~ s{/}{\\}g;
print $dir;
“hitler ate my sandwich” returns one hit.
“allergic to william shatner” no hits
i know it’s pretty late…
“i miss my sense of nostalgia”
= no hits.
returns no hits:
“sorry but obama is really hot”
I love how there is now a subculture online of stories that utilize all of the phrases that originally returned 0 results… “ate a violin” seems to find them….