After a hectic few months, I finally have some projects that are in the early stages. But since nothing is worth posting about yet, here instead is a list of phrases that (at the time of this posting) turn up no hits on Google:
- “ate a violin”
- “driver-side bidet”
- “unlike normal furries,”
- “Sarah, plain and tall and a cyborg”
- “people are too civil on the internet”
- “his penis shattered my world”
- “more like LAME-arkian theory”
- “my little horse must think it gay”
- “it turned out her bottom half was a robot”
- “Aww, a baby hooker!”
Here are some phrases that I had hoped were original when I typed them in but was disappointed:
- “full-body glissando”
- “passenger-side bidet”
- “underwater Linux”
- “Nu-Polka”
- “erotic colonoscopy”
- “Spocktoberfest”
- “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a frack.”
- “my bologna has a first name, it’s A-D-O-L-F”
And lastly, here’s a fun bash export I stumbled on:
export PS1='C:${PWD//\//\\\}>'
PS I still like Great French Victories
“Belated Bless You Card”
“Chinchilla-hair bathrobe”
“I really think the loss helped me stop being such a bitch”
“whiny chainsaw operator”
“musical chainsaw chorus”
“happy postdoctoral students”
“I’m no doctor, but you’re really fat” returned no results. Can you believe it?
Just found a new one you might find interesting.
“girlfriend had sexy dream about me”
electronic pizza -6,470,000 hits
“server-side velociraptor”-no hits
“underwater velociraptors”-10 hits
Complete the illusion:
export PS1=’$(dos.pl)’
alias C:=”cd /”
alias D:=”cd /media/cdrom”
alias H:=”cd”
name this dos.pl and put it in your path:
#!/usr/bin/perl
use strict;
use warnings;
use Cwd;
my $dir = getcwd;
my $home = $ENV{HOME};
my @replace = (
[ qr{^/media/cdrom/?} => "D:\\" ],
[ qr{^$home/?} => "H:\\" ],
[ qr{/} => "C:\\" ],
);
for my $re (@replace) {
my ($pattern, $replace) = @$re;
last if $dir =~ s/$pattern/$replace/;
}
$dir =~ s{/}{\\}g;
print $dir;
“hitler ate my sandwich” returns one hit.
“allergic to william shatner” no hits
i know it’s pretty late…
“i miss my sense of nostalgia”
= no hits.
returns no hits:
“sorry but obama is really hot”
I love how there is now a subculture online of stories that utilize all of the phrases that originally returned 0 results… “ate a violin” seems to find them….
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“things you don’t want in your ass”
Another disappointment:
“turing machine gun” – returns 1 result
“chinese special firefighters” – no results
“world’s slowest rickroll”-no results
“Cthulhu, I am your father” – 0 results
“Supermandibles” – 0 results
“Aquamandibles” – 0 results
“Spidermandibles” – 2 results
“SlapChop is a worthwhile product” – 0 results
“Slap Chop is a worthwhile product” – 0 results
“ShamWow is a worthwhile product” – 0 results
“I now regret eating that hand grenade” – 0 results
“600613 534RCH” – 0 results
“thatcher never changed anything” returns no results for some reason
Not sure if anyone mentioned this but… mentioning the zero-hit phrases here gives them all a hit thereby removing their singular trait.
Hammer sandwich FTW …
“clawhammer sandwich” – 0 results
“clubhammer sandwich” – 0 results
“lumphammer sandwich” – 0 results
“toffee hammer sandwich” – 0 results
“ball-peen sandwich” – 0 results
“A velociraptor attacked my genitals”
“What are you doing with that velociraptor”
“I found out my potato is a velociraptor”
“Hitler ate my cat” turned up 2 results, but on the same website, and “Hitler” and “ate my cat” separated by a comma.
I have to admit that this one: “it turned out her bottom half was a robot” was funny as hell. Love the sandwich ones too in the other post, some really good stuff!