Since last night I’ve been obsessively connecting to Omegle.
It’s a simple site that just connects you to a random person, anonymously, for a conversation.
It feels like that scene in Fight Club where the narrator sits down next to Tyler on the plane. Two strangers meeting, laying out their personality and sizing each other up in just a few words, with no expectations, and — thanks to anonymity — no consequences.
Except in this case, a lot of the time Tyler just screams “COCKS”, punches the narrator, and jumps out of the window.
Still, it’s fun!
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Stranger: hello
You: oh hi
You: nice to see you in here
You: my names stranger
You: what is yours
Stranger: You
You: Hi You
You: I’m from the Internet
Stranger: Me too!
You: awesom
You: I’m unisex
Stranger: How’s that working out for you?
You: It’s great. People put all sorts of things in my tubes.
Stranger: lol
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That convo was funny. I was on my ds hunting for math help. And if you were the other guy, Batblaster likes rock!!!
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Stranger: i am looking for a female with webcam
You: hi
You: you are a pervert who wants to cyber someone, there isn’t webcam support for omegle anyway
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Stranger: lets cyber
You: lets commit mutual homicide
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Stranger: Heyy
You: hey
You: let me confuse you with my typing skills
Stranger: okey sure dude
You: Imagine me a poodle
You: I believe I can type a poodle faster as you can imagine it
You: (a pink one)
You: (with red boties)
You: (and red nailpolish)
You: (with an old lady attached to it)
You: (screaming “don’t burn down fiffy!”)
You: (and running around with the poor flaming animal on the leach with no real direction or purpose)
Stranger: wtf dude
Stranger: :D
You: I don’t know
You: did I win?
Stranger: yes you did
You: you are awesome
Stranger: you own me 1 min of my life back
You: here you go
You: now, what are you going to do with it?
Stranger: hm
Stranger: maybe eat
Stranger: :D
You: good choice
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Stranger: heya
Stranger: what’s goin on
You: one two three go!
Stranger: o yh
Stranger: where?
Stranger: btw?
You: Nazi bunker
Stranger: O.o
Stranger: do what?
You: holding on to secrets
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: sounds like phun,yh!
You: it’s boring
Stranger: what kinda secrets tho?
You: can’t tell
You: or I’ll have to kill you
You: and I can’t because yo’ure a stranger
Stranger: but
Stranger: but
Stranger: but
Stranger: i cant has none?? cry
You: do you know Hitlers descendents live in New York?
You: you can has cookie
Stranger: naturally
Stranger: sweet :D
Stranger: NY and argentine
You: *throws you a bazooka*
You: after 50 years, we dn’t have cookies anymore, but with imagination…
Stranger: *catches and processes into nuclear plant*
You: wow I love you
Stranger: oh yeah, imagination rules
Stranger: in fact
Stranger: it fucken rules
You: imagine a toad
Stranger: anyhow, what’s your story?
Stranger: you sound complex
You: I have so many stories
Stranger: and therefore interesting
Stranger: start with one, see where it take sus
You: about what?
You: I have one about every subject
You: even banana’s
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: hmmz
You: that’s an erotic one about work
Stranger: tell me about that one time you sneaked into that abandoned factory
You: you don’t want to hear that
You: how did you know!
Stranger: i just..did!
You: woa
You: you must be telepathic
Stranger: i just have this *gift*
Stranger: :p
You: lol
You: quick, tell me something guiding!
Stranger: that way!
You: Use your powers for good! on me!
Stranger: no the other way!
Stranger: quick!
Stranger: head for the hilzz!
You: *runs*
Stranger: *chases*
You: Oh wait.. the other hills
Stranger: fly you foools!
You: *runs the other way*
Stranger: *shakes head in confuzzlement*
You: it’s ok, those are the right hills..
You: I think
Stranger: yeah, youre prolly right
You: you’re telepathic and such
You: sense the right way!
You: close your eyes and run !
Stranger: i feel like were connecting a lot
Stranger: like
Stranger: on a deeper lvl ‘n shit
Stranger: it’s all true
Stranger: i can sense it
You: lol don’t touch me there, it’s my private place
Stranger: not anymore its not!
Stranger: its america’s now!
You: oh god, you’re so true it makes me want to cry
You: :p
Stranger: heheh
Stranger: i know
Stranger: i do it a lot myself
Stranger: it helps me with my guiding senses
You: well you’re joking but that’s true I suppose
You: get all the negative out
Stranger: oh it totally is
You: cry it out
You: something like that
Stranger: it’s my instant karma thing
You: yea
You: I hate instant karma
You: sometimes I confuse instant soup with karma
You: just imagine the crying episodes I have in the lunchroom
Stranger: hehe, yeah it’s only natural
You: “god not again, he got the wrong baggy again”
Stranger: i had that phase as well
Stranger: heheh
Stranger: it’s just thtat some1 else ate mine!
Stranger: *i swear!*
You: hahaha
Stranger: yh, so you watched a lot of simpsons?
Stranger: sounds like you might have
You: used to
Stranger: yh, then the re-runs got old
You: the new season is about to start but it got lame last year
Stranger: totally
You: yes, I just download once, watch once and that’s it
Stranger: family guy was good, but grown a bit old too :p
You: yes
You: same with American dad
You: Southpark got too weak as well.. got old
Stranger: all ture
Stranger: so what’s next?
You: so now I need new cartoons
Stranger: yh, i totally get it
You: Invader Zim was SOO Awesome, but only the first three times
Stranger: x)
Stranger: never saw it tho
Stranger: gotta check taht out
You: oh you should, a series you can enjoy
You: you’ll get dragged in and cry karma about how it stopped being continued
Stranger: heheh
You: and realize it’s best because it stops at its peak and isn’t a simpsons
Stranger: i actually had that with free willy!
Stranger: WHY DID THEY NOT CONTINUE THE STORY??
Stranger: WHAT ABOUT OL” WILLY?!@!
You: they did continue it
Stranger: they did?
You: the sequel was lame
You: :(
Stranger: omg, missed it
You: I mean
You: kid hugs fish
Stranger: willy was my favorite
Stranger: he was awesome
Stranger: he could do anything
You: yadiyadifailed attemped at emotional “emergency” (”oh no help the fish!”) and then it’s done
Stranger: he just didnt feel like doin a lot
You: yes, in the first movie
You: in the second it’s just a fish getting dehydrated
You: all movie long
You: he’s a weakling out of that water
Stranger: holy shit! *susspense!*
Stranger: so yeah, we definitely need a new hero like willy
You: I mean, the kid is constantly, during the entire movie, hosing off the fish
You: yes I agree
You: like the first movie
Stranger: more willy, less kidz
You: I’d support that
You: “more willy, less kids!! WHEN? NOW!!”
Stranger: somehow i think willy and the A-team could be great teaming up
Stranger: somehow
Stranger: there’s gotta be a way
You: OMG
You: with McGuyver
Stranger: yea!
Stranger: he would fit in perfectly
You: “I have a fish and bubblewrap, BA and a steel pipe”
Stranger: x)
You: and they make a flying take out of it or something
Stranger: holy shit! this is gold
You: *tank
Stranger: are you writing this down
Stranger: o wait, you are!
You: no, it’s all for you
Stranger: well, i say, lets try complete the script
You: I want to go to the movies and see BA make a tank with WIlly and McGuyver with bubblewrap
Stranger: somewhere we need Steve Urkel, for some comedic relief
Stranger: hahah
You: yes, he’ll point of the inability of free willy to support the airdrag on the bubblewrap
Stranger: hahah
You: and the instant he points out and you think” ofcourse! that would not work!”
You: the fish crashes, splattering on the pavement
You: and Urkle would go his typical “heheehahahaha *gorge* hihihi”
You: “The willy that did not make it”
Stranger: sweet. ill give him a call
Stranger: willy live on, in distant memory
Stranger: we could use a gandalf type for that
Stranger: with a pipe
You: oh yes, to tell the story
Stranger: he’ll provide us with stuff to think about
You: to little fish
You: who are going to try the bubblewrap flying thing
You: and only ONE will survive
You: Neo, the fish
Stranger: x)
You: he will be the one
Stranger: yet, he must be cast into somewhere, some pit
Stranger: in the deep
Stranger: only willy can do it
You: “GO willy! I believein you!”
Stranger: holy shit i wont be able to sleep coz of this sheer awesomeness
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Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: YO STRANGER IM REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU AN IM GONNA LET YOU FINISH BUT BEYONCE HAD ONE OF THE BEST VIDEOS OF ALL TIME
You: You made me feel dirty with that
You: get it of off me!
Stranger: queer
You: *scrubs sobbing in the shower*
You: yes
You: so?
You: what’s your argument?
Stranger: that ur gay
You: um, what does that imply?
Stranger: a homosexual
You: you’re a stranger
You: what’s the point?
Stranger: but not a fag
You: a homophobe
You: that’s “fag in disguise”
Stranger: suck my dick
Stranger: u would!
You: that sounds gay
Stranger: ;)
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You: #include
You: #include
You: #include
You:
You: int main(argc, argv) {
You: scanf(”message”);
You: printf(”That’s what SHE said!\n”);
You: do(your_mom);
You: jackout(EXIT_SUCCESS);
You: }
You: :wq
You: gcc -Wall -o your-mom your-mom.c
You: ./your-mom
You: That’s what SHE said!
You: 8=====>
Stranger: you’re doing well
Stranger: carry on
You: that’s what she said!
Connection asploded.
You: OMG DO U LIEK TIWLIGHT?
Stranger: Rawr!!!!!!
You: Because I sure don’t.
Stranger: I like pie o.o
You: I do like pie.
You: xkcd?
Stranger: Well hello new best friend
You: Yay!
You: Hello.
Stranger: Lol
You: Well, we need to introduce ourselves formally. I am John Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmidt, but you may call me JJ.
Stranger: o.o like the song
You: Kind of.
You: If you were named John Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmidt, then it would really be like the song.
You: HINT HINT.
Stranger: I want to be called the muffin man
Stranger: >.>
You: Only of you live on Drury Lane.
You: Otherwise, I will call you Betty.
Stranger: Darn!!! I just moved from that street
You: It’s OK, Betty, I’m sure you’ll make new friends soon.
You: Like me!
Stranger: Yay
Stranger: o.o why am I Betty
You: Because that is the name that Jesus gave you.
You: And if you want to call Jesus wrong…well…he’ll still love you, maybe.
Stranger: I want to be bacon
You: Fine, you will be Sailor Bacon.
Stranger: D: ok
You: Well, Sailor, I guess I get to choose a new name too. How about Captain Fluffykins?
Stranger: Hmm
Stranger: Next
You: Commander Doughboy?
Stranger: General bologna!!!
You: General Bologna, I like it.
You: So, Mr. Bacon, what is our first task?
Stranger: Take over antartica
You: Right. We’ll show those damn peguins who is boss!
You: Now, where did I park the Aluminum Falcon?
Stranger: No we need the penguins
You: Ah, enslave the peguins, right.
Stranger: We will give put laser beams on their heads
You: Fine idea, lad! I knew there was a reason I stopped you from being stabbed to death by the King of Jellybeans!
Stranger: D: he was going to stab me
You: Indeed he was.
You: The King of Jellybeans does not play.
Stranger: Gentlemen! We will elimanted the king
You: Take over the Jellybean Kingdom? Are you mad?!?
Stranger: With the penguins
You: The peguins! Genius!
Stranger: Penguins are like spec ops it will be easy
You: Then we shall play a rousing game of Magic the Gathering on the king’s nubile young virgin queen’s belly!
Stranger: o.o ok?
You: Yes!
Stranger: I want to be king.
You: Sir, I am your superior. I shall be King.
Stranger: It was my plan! And the penguins are on my side
You: Well, there is only one way to settle this…a silverware duel! Grab your fork and ready yourself!
Stranger: I also have 6 whales
You: I have Wales.
Stranger: Psh
You: I shall tear out your heart and feed it to your daughter!
Stranger: Ok ok how about this
Stranger: You get to be king but I keep the queen
You: K, you can take her. She’s ugly, there’s a reason she’s married and a virgin.
Stranger: XD plastic surgery for the win
You: Hmm…good point.
You: So…is the duel off?
Stranger: Ya
You: Good, now I can put my clothes back on.
Stranger: WTF >.>
You: It helps me to manuever.
Stranger: Right….
You: And…umm…
Stranger: D: I have work tomorrow morning
You: Yo, stranger, I respect you, I’mma let you finish, but this is the best conversation of all time! OF ALL TIME!
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new personal hobby, logging onto Omegle and failing the Turing test.
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You: i’m looking for a guy to get on cam with me
Stranger: im a guy i have a cam
Stranger: how old are you young lady?
You: i’m 12
Stranger: im 19
You: is that okay?
Stranger: of coarse
You: pedo
You: Lol
You: i’m 12 for godsake
Stranger: i dont care are you spanish?
You: I’m not spanish.
You: are you?
Stranger: why did you say pedo?
You: because i was about to get nude on cam
Stranger: idc
Stranger: im not gonna rap you
Stranger: im a good guy
Stranger: i go to church
Stranger: im looking for a young girl like you
You: hmm
Stranger: i love young pussy
You: NOTICE TO CHATTER: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violation of U.S. law. If you think this chat session was logged in error, please call your local F.B.I. office and quote the reference number #89434510. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor.
Stranger: do you like old dick?
You: I’ve never seen any
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You: howdy
Stranger: hei stranger
You: hello
You: what’s it like being “stranger”?
Stranger: hehehehe
Stranger: f/m?
You: I’m a “You”
You: but mostly m
Stranger: hahahahaha
Stranger: but in here your name a stranger
Stranger: hehehehehe
You: oh my!
Stranger: well,, whts your name?
You: I must have a second personality
Stranger: hhhahahaha
You: dammit man… he’s following me everywhere I go
You: It’s always this “Stranger” guy people see, not the real me :O
You: My real name isn’t of any importance on the internet
Stranger: eh?
You: You asked for my name? right?
Stranger: yes
You: Let’s just keep it at “You” to keep it easy
You: oh no that’s kinda complicating for me, because I have to call you “you”. I would then be callling you me
Stranger: hahhhhaha
You: and then I would be talking to myself all the time!
You: anyways, how’s it going?
Stranger: good
Stranger: u?
You: nice
You: me too
You: kinda boring though =/
Stranger: how old r u?
You: 17
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He left as soon as I mentioned my age, lol.
Um, does anyone know if its in the realm of possibility for a creep to actually track your ID address when chatting? one guy i was talking with said he did and frankly, i think i peed myself a little bit. he was scary.
Ok, nevermind. I just met a guy from india on the same site, and he said it was imposable. at least, i THINK he was from india. Its not verry funny, I guess, but heres the conversation, anyway. Its totally true, btw.
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You: hi
Stranger: hii
You: last guy was a creep
Stranger: i see …
Stranger: i hope i m not …
Stranger: but let me look at me again
Stranger: :-)
Stranger: ok i m not
Stranger: :-)
You: he said he could get my IP adress! is this possable! (lol,btw :)
Stranger: no it is not possible ..
Stranger: see unless u open some link he sent .. or
Stranger: installed software (code) he sent to you
You: whew! thank goodness! thanks!
Stranger: u welcome ..
Stranger: ?
Stranger: so where r u from
You: alaska. seriosly.
You: and u?
Stranger: i m from india …
Stranger: i m a software engineer here
You: no really! seariosly! :o
Stranger: seriously
You: whats it like there?
Stranger: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Stranger: it is great
Stranger: sometime i hate my job …
Stranger: but at other .. i love it at its extreem
You: its pretty cold here. it snowed yesterday, a little bit.
Stranger: oh that way :-)
Stranger: :-)
Stranger: it is hot humid weather
You: and don’t even get me started on the polar bears… i fought back three last night, and i fully expect more to come this evening, ready to do battle again. its a constant struggle here….
You: the skiing is nice, too.
Stranger: i see … skiing is great
Stranger: may i know ur name my friend
You: Todd.
Stranger: why there is double “d”
You: dunno. ask my parents :)
Stranger: bro … u must know
Stranger: after all its ur name dear
You: its not really unusual, I gues. did I mention I know sarah palin? well, ive met here, anyway. at the store.
You: her, i mean
Stranger: i dont know her :-)
You: yeah, i don’t think shes been to india yet :) she wnet to china just a few weeks ago, though.
Stranger: hmm …
Stranger: is she sexy?
You: oohhhh yes ;D. google her. now. you wont regret it!
You: you really dont know who sarah palin is?
Stranger: yes .. i dont know
You: she was the vice presidential canidate last year, for the republicans. but to be honest, she isnt very smart. sometimes makes an ass of herself on TV.
You: some people say thats why the democrats, and Barak Obama, won the presidency.
You: p.s. have you googled her yet?
Stranger: i see thats great
You: :D huh? huh? sexy, amirite?!
Stranger: listen bro
Stranger: i need to go
Stranger: it is nice talking to you
You: OK bye! the poler bears a probably coming agian anyway.
You: gotta set up the barricades.
Stranger: ok bye bye
I think scared him a little…
Chat with gay Canadian
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Stranger: hey
You: asl
You: hello
Stranger: 18 gay m
You: good atlst a gay…what mor you need…
You: have you seen milk
You: milk by sean penn
Stranger: yeah
You: i am male not gay….
You: but loved the movie
Stranger: kool
You: it increased my respect towards your community
You: from???
Stranger: that’s awesome
Stranger: i’m from canada
You: am from india…here gay still taboo
Stranger: aw, that sucks
You: but we all are fighting for you….i mean each have their right to live and enjoy life…
Stranger: awesome
You: so who is your partner
You: i mean what you both do stu or pro
Stranger: i don’t have one yet
You: reaally the it really sucks
You: i can’t be…but hope you you have a caring partner
Stranger: awww, thx so much :)
You: by the way…in india we have managed to pass a bill of right under section 377 to make gay relationship legal
You: are you there
You: ????
Stranger: yeah, srry
Stranger: that’s good
You: thats ok…
You: only one question out of curiosity…..
Stranger: yeah?
You: what u find offensive about girls…they are beautiful creatures….
Stranger: they’re not offensive, i just don’t find them atractive
You: attractive you mean sexually
Stranger: yeah
You: thats very strange… doent big boobs don’t make you crazy???
Stranger: no
You: do you have any girl friend
Stranger: like you mean just friends that are female?
You: yeah,,obviously
Stranger: yes
Stranger: infact, i find it easier to be around just friend girls, than just friend guys
Stranger: it’’s easier to be more open around girls
Stranger: well, for me anyway
You: honestly i my perspective you are one of the lucky guy
Stranger: lol thx
Stranger: :)
You: as an advice as a stranger friend….omegle is full of guys but… most of them are searching for girls
Stranger: yeah, bummer:(
You: what is bummer
Stranger: i HAVE met some gay guys on here, but it’s a rare occurence
Stranger: a bummer is like a dissappointment
You: yeah right… and the most bummmer is when you introduce and only slangs come flying the other way
Stranger: i don’t find slangs as much of a bummer for me
Stranger: i guess i’m just more used to them
You: why got used to it
You: i guessed it right
You: i mean do your parents know about this
Stranger: yeah
You: so what was their initial reaction
Stranger: my mom was ok with it, but i’m still not quite sure about my dad
Stranger: i’m pretty sure he’s ok with it 2, though
You: it might be hard on him first….he will also get used to it later on
Stranger: yeah, i’m pretty sure
You: so….saw broke back moutain…heathledger gave awsome performance…
Stranger: so true
Stranger: lol
You: ok…what is “lol”…i mean i am alien to such lingo
Stranger: lolo means “laugh out loud”
Stranger: lol* srry
You: ok….now whats that
Stranger: lol, not lolo, that was just a typo
You: ohh….
You: hehehe
You: so…did you try to find your partner
Stranger: not so much just yet, i just came out a few months ago
You: from where
Stranger: no, “came out” means i came out of the closet, which means I told people i was gay
Stranger: when someone hasn’t told anybody, they are called “in the closet”
You: ohh..that i think was a very brave thing to do
Stranger: lol thx
You: you know i too am an introvert …..find dificulty to talk to girls….got no gf
You: ttyping and writing comes easily….but while taking its like my cock gets struck in my throat
You: i meantalking
Stranger: woah, lol
You: yeah lol
You: i think we can help each other as a friend
You: you teach me about girls
You: i about boys
Stranger: lol i don’t really need to learn about guys, because i AM one, remember
Stranger: ?
You: ok then its one way…
You: you to me about girls…my task become easier
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ok
Stranger: what do you want to know?
You: the very basics…how to approachthem…wht they expect…
Stranger: well…
You: frankly i am not a hunk or well built guy…
You: i am a modified version of a couch potato
Stranger: lol, me 2
You: lol
You: is it cold right now at canada…what is the time
Stranger: girls (and most gay guys, lol) like guys who are very confident in them selves
You: i mean what type of confidence….
Stranger: like open, and not really shy
Stranger: u know what i mean?
You: like going in from of a strange beautiful lady and tell right on her face i loike her and want to have sex with her…this sort of confidence…
Stranger: NO!!!
You: then???
Stranger: don’t tell her you want to have sex woth her!!!!!
Stranger: with*
Stranger: that’s creepy
You: ok then rule no 1… do not try to tell about sex
Stranger: telling a girl you want to have sex with her right when you meet her makes you look like a pervert
You: ok…ok
You: get it
Stranger: and girls (well, most girls) don’t like perverts
You: get it
You: then give me a scenario that works
Stranger: what do you mean?
You: like how do you introduce yourself
Stranger: well, first say hi, or hello or whatever, then tell her your name….
Stranger: but be confident, don’t be shy
You: ok..getting it…go on
Stranger: then, ask her what her name is
Stranger: to tell you the truth, i don’t really know how to talk to girls, i’ve never really had any practice
Stranger: i’ll do the best i can though
You: i think its easy for you…you go to themm…say you are gay …and you become one of them ….as they feel safer with you…..i think its their insecurity towards us which make us more vulnerable to them
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i think so
Stranger: but like, even with guys, i haven’t really tried getting a guy or dating yet, so…
You: this thread is has become hell long …and i dont even know your name
Stranger: lol, i’m *******
You: mine *********…and you are 18 right…you still have plenty of opportunities ahead
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: brb
You: now whats brb
Stranger: brb means “be right back”
Stranger: i just have to go to the bathroom
You: ok….are u onorkut…or facebook
You: are u back
Stranger: k, i’m back
Stranger: no, i don’t have anything really
Stranger: no facebook, or anything
You: why…still breaking your shell
You: i mean we can be in contact….
Stranger: ok, i have to tell you the truth,
Stranger: i lied
Stranger: i’m not 18
You: ok then how much
Stranger: i’m only 15. i just said i was older because i thought you would feel wierd talking to a kid :’(
Stranger: i’m sorry
You: no..no its like you are my brother right
Stranger: lol true
You: do you have siblings
Stranger: yeah, i have a sister
You: is she youngr or older than you
Stranger: she’s older
You: does she knows about ur preference
Stranger: yeah
You: so is encouraging or bit like dad
Stranger: btw, i want to tell yo that i DO have a facebook account, i just dind’t tell you i did because i didn’t want you to find out i lied
Stranger: you*
Stranger: yeah she is ok with it
You: what is *
Stranger: *means you made a spelling mistake
You: see its completely ok to lie at omegle…but i didn’t lie….
You: you are taking to strangers right…its better to play safe
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i’m still sorry though
You: thats ok…. i think its brave enough for you at this age to express yourself this clearly….if i were u i couldn’t have done it
Stranger: well, in canada it’s easier because people are more accepting
You: ok…is ur name not fake right
Stranger: no, my name is ******
Stranger: *********
You: fackbook account has this name….
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: my picture is a yellow star-type thing
You: i mean do not find it offensive would u accept my invitation
Stranger: sure
Stranger: like you said, we’re like brothers now
You: great….
You: lol
Stranger: lol :)
You: as a brother a single advice…at this age are you still pretty sure
Stranger: yeah, i’m positive
You: about your preference….i mean by the time u r 21 it might change…
You: if positive then its ok…..if not then also its ok for me
You: we bro now right
Stranger: yeah
You: what do you want to be when you grow up
Stranger: um….
Stranger: i think i want to be a musician
You: like mozart…or MJ
Stranger: yeah kind of
Stranger: i play the piano and i sing so…
You: awesome…
You: so do not disconnnect… i am parallely opening facebook to search you
Stranger: kk
You: here in india…the bandwidhts are low hece opening two pages at a time makes the browing slow
Stranger: that sucks
You: yeah….now what do u study
Stranger: just normal school stuff, english, math, science, social studies, that kind of stuff
You: i mean whats your fav sub
Stranger: oh, music for sure!! :)
You: what type of music
You: ok…what is your subheading at face book
Stranger: what do you mena?
Stranger: mean*
You: means there are lots of terrence
You: full name
Stranger: my picture looks like a yellow star-type thing, so it should be pretty easy to find
You: ther are 500 results
Stranger: my name is **********
You: still finding
You: 106 results
Stranger: k, wait, what is your name? maybe i can find you faster
You: ok ***************
Stranger: got it
You: **************
You: do it have a ny photo
Stranger: just a sec, i’ll check
You: i have a photo with green t shirt
Stranger: there is only one person with that name
Stranger: it is a guy with a blue and green shirt. is that you?
Stranger: kk got it
You: are you sending joinng request
Stranger: yeah
You: didnt get any…
Stranger: hmmmm, try refreshing the page
You: yeah tried ….have any e mail id
Stranger: no
You: ohhh…
You: ok try ****************
You: in facebook
You: what is your network in facebook
Stranger: westview secondary school
You: is ********8 your friend
You: sorry *******
Stranger: um…….
Stranger: yes
Stranger: what does my profile picture look like?
You: *************
Stranger: ywah, that’s me
Stranger: heah*
Stranger: yeah*
You: her connection is failing
Stranger: really??
Stranger: that’s wierd
You: approval send….
You: did you get it
You: ???
Stranger: not yet
You: did you find mine
You: my email id : **************
Stranger: it says it sent the request
You: yeah it has sent the request
You: mail your request to me
Stranger: my computer is screwed up
Stranger: that’s the problem
You: how is it screwed up….
Stranger: fecebook is broken or something
Stranger: facebook*
Stranger: idk, it’s not working
You: do you have orkut account
Stranger: that’s wierd, because everything is working fine
Stranger: weird*
You: ok…you can try after wards……now lets chat as strangers
Stranger: lol k
Stranger: what time is it in india?
You: 6.19 pm
Stranger: oh
You: there
Stranger: it’s about 5:30 here
You: am or pm
Stranger: am
You: are you a early riser or were u browing whole night
Stranger: i’ve been up all night, and yet i’m not tired at all
You: good…it will come handy…. but you might gradaully loose hair..so try to have so sleep
Stranger: lol ok
You: how do your friends treat you at school
Stranger: nood
Stranger: good*
You: your lucky
You: here gay life is a hell
Stranger: yeah, but i think again it’s because canada is mor eaccepting
You: yeah….developed country with good attitude
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: do you personaly know any gay people?
You: personally…one of my uncles friend
You: but had rare occations to meet him
You: you see here its far mor terrible than you possilbly can think
Stranger: yeah, but at least it’s getting better though, right?
You: here gay is treated as a pshchological disease
Stranger: yeah, i HATE that!!!!!!!!!
You: right i too….but circumstances forces us too
Stranger: what circumstances?
Stranger: brb
You: again toilet
You: ok me too
You: lol
Stranger: no, my cat wanted to go outside
You: ok….lol
Stranger: lol
You: whats your cats name
Stranger: mojo
You: mojo the villain in powerpuff girls right
Stranger: woah, how did you know that?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
You: it used to be aired here in the cartoon networks…while i was akid
Stranger: lol
You: i loved watching it
You: my best cartoon was dexter’s laboratory
Stranger: lol, we don’t have those cartoons anymore
Stranger: wait, how old are you??
You: yeah now only some chinese cartoons are shown…my bro now 9 loves watching them
You: my age is ***
Stranger: oh cool
You: to be precise around ****
Stranger: lol i didn’t know that
You: hey i too was teenager once
Stranger: no, i know
Stranger: lol
You: yeah..lol
You: so do you watch them now….
You: or surf only pornographic sites on net
Stranger: i don’t want to tell you
You: ok…your wish..
Stranger: lol
You: lol
You: hey its not a big issue…canada or india…teenagers remain teenagers
Stranger: teehee true
Stranger: lol i’m blushing
You: now is blushing means shying
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: lol
You: hey…guess what u are a man with a heart of woman….hence blushing no big deal right
Stranger: lol
You: yeah..lol
Stranger: that’s another thing, people need to stop refering to gay men as women. it’s insulting
You: so are u going to share this conversation with ur family
Stranger: no
Stranger: are you?
You: hey you are not woman …you know that…me too
You: i mean why… ??? not even ur sis
Stranger: no, it’s none of their business
Stranger: wait, you mean share the entire conversation with my family?
Stranger: like, the ENTIRE conversation?
You: no way….bro
Stranger: lol bro
You: am i crazy
Stranger: lol which part of the conversation then?
You: but you must be more comfortable…then the shel will completely break…i mean they are your most imp ones…not me ofcourse …i am still a stranger
You: frankly…i will save this conversation..and keep it in my personal folders
Stranger: i might do that too
You: these hours has truly been a remarkable experience…right
Stranger: yeah, it made me understand things about my self and i learned somethings too
You: when u become a musician…..you should send me some of ur original scores
Stranger: lol, i don’t really write music, i just play it
You: ok..then record them… send a few
You: if you wish…
Stranger: ok, i might do that
You: so now is your vacations…or your school is open
Stranger: no, i have school 2day
Stranger: actually, i’ve been away from school this past week for medical reasons, so oi really need to go back
You: then without sleep u might end up doozing in the class
Stranger: I8
Stranger: i*
You: do you read story books
Stranger: yeah, not very often though
You: ohhh…
You: do yo have other pets
Stranger: no
Stranger: i used to have a fish, but it died within a week
You: ohh sad…was it a gold fish or another type
Stranger: ummm, i think it was a betta fish
You: ohh…i am not so familiar with fishes…sorry
Stranger: lol that’s ok, neither am i
You: lol
You: so whats for breakfast today
Stranger: i don’t usually eat breakfast
Stranger: i don’t usually have time
You: same as mine…lol
You: but now my colleg on vaction….so have some now
Stranger: you’re lucky
You: thks
Stranger: lol
You: ok….last day while i was chatting encounter a brazilian woman….she was so horny…that she might have come out of the terminal…..
Stranger: lol
You: i mean normally chatting like today…is a very rare occasion
Stranger: yeah, i know what you mean
You: so canada is ahuge country…where do you live there
Stranger: i live in B.C
You: expand it pls
Stranger: British Columbia
You: ohh…
You: am basically from calcutta…presently at bangalore
Stranger: that’s cool
You: cool …but weather hot
Stranger: it is really cold in canada
Stranger: it hardly ever gets hot
You: what is your local temp. there
You: right
You: you are in northern hemps…we are near equator
Stranger: about 25 celcius
Stranger: celsius*
Stranger: brb
You: is it min…and u dont have to correct every typo….unless it sounds totally weird
You: ok…
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Stranger: 19/m/usa – I’m bored, ask me anything. I promise to answer honestly and to the best of my ability.
You: Does P=NP?
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Stranger: m/f?
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Stranger: male or female?
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You: hello
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Stranger: omg
Stranger: you’ve found one
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Stranger: horny girl with webcam?
You: HI.
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Stranger: i want a mistress
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: hello 17 m turkey u?
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Stranger: name
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: hi
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Stranger: whats up
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You: do you know…… the muffin man?
Stranger: hi!
Stranger: nope
You: awww
Stranger: are you muffin man?
You: no…
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Stranger: lol
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You: Hey.
Stranger: helloo
You: The name’s John. John Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmidt. Yours?
Stranger: thats my name too , when ever i go out the people always shout John Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmidt.
Stranger: hahahaa
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Stranger: hahaha
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Stranger: sorry my “c” somethings dont work
You: That’s fine. Also, Barney’s never been something I’ve enjoyed. Not even as a child.
Stranger: me either hahah he annoys me
You: I’ve always felt that he was a pedophile in a giant purple dinosaur suit. I think my suspicions are pretty accurate.
Stranger: i think so too the creep haha
You: So, what’s good?
Stranger: where u from?
You: The gunshine state. (Florida looks like a gun.)
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You: I suppose. The sun doesn’t allow for much paleness, but it happens.
Stranger: hahah .. are u male or female
You: I was born a female, and still am a female.
Stranger: haaha
You: What about you?
Stranger: im female
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Stranger: yeah it is
Stranger: so how old are you
You: Eh, 17. You?
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You: This is Paul from Omegle. We have received multiple complaints of inappropriate, lewd behaviour traced to your IP address. Your internet service provider will be alerted within the next 24 hours.
Paul
1(802)380-4064
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If you feel you have received this message in error, type 1 to connect to an Omegle representative.
Stranger: 1
You: Hi! I’m Jason, please state you question(s) and/or concerns.
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: so what is the problem with lewd or innapropriate actions?
You: Ah, I see sir. We’ve received a few complaints from other members traced to this IP address regarding inappropriate behavior and in some instances sexual solicitations of minors.
Stranger: Excuse me?
You: Well, sir we have logs. Would you like to see the log of one of these conversations?
Stranger: yes please
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Stranger: Allright
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Stranger: The university i attend
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Stranger: Hmm
Stranger: Could you tell me
Stranger: what is my IP adress?
You: ok
Stranger: It could be someone else on the line, and not me?
You: I’m afraid I cant give out I.P info, as the police are on there way to trace it and make an arrest.
Stranger: Which police would these be?
You: I cant give out info, sir.
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You: Just answer there questions and I’m sure you’ll be ok.
Stranger: And, I am yet to see the logs of the conversation you are referring to.
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You: ok
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You: ASL
Stranger: m
You: Wanna see my teenage t**s on webcam?
You: 14/f/uk
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: no webcam here
You: Want to see mine though?
You: I am so horny!
Stranger: picture
You: I will do whatever you say
Stranger: if you have
You: I don’t have pics but I have cam
You: What’s your MSN addy?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: tell me yours
Stranger: I add you now
You: No
You: I can’t accept
You: My MSN is f***ed up
You: I can only add people
Stranger: ok
Stranger: harrywanttomakefriends@live.cn
You: Thank you! Your email adress is now going all over the internet!
You: Thank you and you’re also being reported as a pedofile
Stranger: as you like
Stranger: lol
Stranger: That is not a log of me
Stranger: nice attempt at a prank my friend
You: Well you’ll be ok… then.
Stranger: Keep in mind, I am a minor myself
Stranger: You are now harassing me
You: This backfired lol
Stranger: Hahaha
You: hahaahha
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Stranger: hello
You: Hello child.
You: I am god.
Stranger: ok, just nice. :)
You: Yes, you have questions for me.
Stranger: Have you aleays been god
You: Yes
Stranger: Why I am a live?
Stranger: Whats my favorit animal?
You: I got bored listening to a Weezer CD, one day. So I felt like making a new soul.
You: You don’t have a favorite animal.
Stranger: you’re right
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Stranger: Do you having sex?
Stranger: ever?
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You: See you at Chistmas!
You: Jesus is bringing the beer!
Stranger: yeah Dad
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2009-11-04
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Stranger: 17 f us wanna trade nudes?
You: but I have all of them
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You: where you located
Stranger: Finland
You: wasn’t that apart of Russia once upon a time?
Stranger: yeah and sweden also
You: fucking communists.
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You: You have one post to impress me. Go!
Stranger: Meh, you’re not worth impressing.
You: Hah, you just earned respect
Stranger: I know. It’s what I expected to happen.
You: Do the letters “xkcd” mean anything to you?
Stranger: They mean a webcomic to me, so yes.
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You: Is that how you heard about this site?
Stranger: No, I found out about this on a forum.
You: Oh. Well, I’m still jazzed that you know xkcd.
Stranger: Thanks. It’s rather popular, though.
You: I suppose. Still, anyone who doesn’t write “asl” or “cock” is a nice change on here.
Stranger: But the people who do can be entertaining at times.
You: Entertaining at first, annoying soon thereafter.
You: So, you’ve already impressed me.
You: Got anything interesting to share?
Stranger: Not off hand, no.
You: Eh, that’s okay. Did you read today’s xkcd?
Stranger: Not yet, no. I haven’t been home much today. Been busy with my job.
You: It’s a good one. Sparked quite a bit of religious debate on the forums.
Stranger: Oh boy… There’s nothing like a good old religious debate.
You: Agreed.
Stranger: How heated did it get?
You: There was no eye-gouging, but quite a bit of mocking and name-calling. And then there are the people who jump in to debate about whether or not we should be debating.
You: But we’re all just big nerds at heart, so it’s in good fun.
Stranger: It’s not like non-nerd read xkcd. :P
You: I’m happy with nerd status. We make the most money down the road ;)
Stranger: Or live in your mom’s basement for the next 40 years playing DnD. :P
You: Yeah, it does tend to be one or the other.
Stranger: Got a 50-50 chance. Flip a coin to find out?
You: Which is heads and which is tails?
Stranger: We’ll have to do an experiment across the nerd demographic to see which one favors success and which favors success at basement dwelling.
You: Success is in the eye of the beholder, after all.
Stranger: Exactly. Social success or personal success are two vastly different things.
You: Unless you’re extremely lucky. Or find a way to make a living at DnD.
Stranger: Or both!
You: :)
You: Thanks for this conversation, Stranger, but I really should be getting back to work. You are not in the least a disappointment. Congrats
Stranger: Thanks. Good luck with work then.
You: Same to you, mate
You: COCK!
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Stranger: 23 m Tx here..in for a horny chat? my gf is away..n m sexually high
You: well get ready cowboy, because your about to ride the rodeo of your life ;)
Stranger: hell yea…
Stranger: asl first
You: 15/F/NY
Stranger: fuckin hell yea…make me bigger than the empire state gurl…
Stranger: can u?
You: idk, how big are you know?
Stranger: 13
Stranger: ”
You: I think that’ll do ;)
Stranger: m already halfway thru..
Stranger: make me cum all over u sweetheart
You: not yet, im still in my clothes
You: speaking of, are you wearing anything right now?
Stranger: jus a red naked brief….
Stranger: wat r u wearin sexy?
You: just a small baby t and some boyshorts
You: but before we get started
You: tell me how freaky you are willing to get
Stranger: if u wish, i can be dirty beyond ur wildest imaginations….
Stranger: its ur call
You: oooo, i can tell im going to like this
Stranger: so wat is it going to be?
Stranger: a clean ride or a dirty ride?
You: well, your briefs are going to need to come off first
Stranger: u wearin nethin inside ur shorts n shirt?
You: off course not
Stranger: r u wet?
You: now that you mention it, i am
Stranger: coz i am gettin cockier as the time passes by …
You: might as well take off the shorts
Stranger: nooo..
Stranger: not yet
You: ok
Stranger: lets take it slowly
You: tell me where to begin
Stranger: i’ll strt darling…
Stranger: i want u to be more hornier than my gf…
Stranger: i haven had sex since last 3 days..n now i cant wait..
Stranger: r u ready to be sexed up?
You: yes i am
Stranger: Our eyes meet…I slowly advanced towards you, my breathing quickens…
Stranger: I growl like a sexualy frustrated beast!
You: im liking this so far
You: but could we speed it up, i feel like im going to burst
Stranger: plzz dont baby…
Stranger: I run across the room and jump on top of you…
Stranger: i turn you over, and rub your back slowly
You: oooo, aggressive yet sensual, i like
Stranger: darling…i wanna make u wet first…
You: your doing one hell of a job
You: but tell me, wats your body like
Stranger: I gently caress your tender bottom till u strt moaning softly
Stranger: m 5′ 11″ fair..brown eyes…. to be honest sorta muscular…
Stranger: hows urs?
Stranger: darling..u there?
You: 5′3″, I’m pale, but not in a disgusting way, I have brown, wavy hair, and I’m a b cup, but still developing
Stranger: its ok sweetheart..what matters is..r u horny at the moment?
You: you bet your hot ass i am
Stranger: i have had the tough 3 days of my life…i hope u’ll treat me nice aight?
You: well, the wait will be worth it, and you will have to wait no longer
You: we are now in the bedroom
You: i remove your briefs slowly as i gently kiss your throbbing cock
Stranger: I gently caress your tender bottom till u strt moaning softly
You: strip me, and then hold me tightly
Stranger: I pin you down and let loose an evil hissing sound
Stranger: i strt gettin a hardo like never before…
Stranger: my throbbing cock on ur back makes u even more wet
You: baby, i don’t think i can get any wetter
You: before we start, i want to get a little… kinky
Stranger: u cant stop squirming….
Stranger: baby..take it easy….
Stranger: m thr wit u all the way….
You: hold on, i just want to do something that will make this way more fun
Stranger: ya baby..m holding onto u..bitin ur neck off…
You: i walk over to my purse and grab something out of it
You: its a blindfold and some handcuffs
Stranger: wow baby…i didn expect this…
You: it might seem intimidating, but it’ll make you cum the hardest you will ever cum
Stranger: its going to be fun..
Stranger: make it even kinkier sweetie
You: i apply the blindfold to you, making sure i rub as much as my body as i can while doing so
You: i then lay you down, my ass against your cock as i handcuff you to the bed post
Stranger: u r all covered with sweat…i feel like lickin each n evry drop of it…u r dripping all over me….
You: hold on, things are about to get even hotter
Stranger: a sweet smeel emanates frm a sexy figure…
Stranger: ok darling
You: i get off one more time before i get a secret item that will make sure you never forget this
Stranger: go on my sweetiepie
You: Hi, my name is Chris Hansen, would you like to explain to me why you where about to have sex with an underage girl?
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Stranger: hi, how are you?
You: that was WAY TOO QUICK.
Stranger: kewl, yah same.
You: AS WAS THAT
Stranger: Here is my tinypic album, do you think i’m hot? :)
You: turing test you fail.
Stranger: Crap, my roomate wants the computer! If you want, add me as a friend and send me a msg here: (profile is amanda471), I got a few nudes up there, and my cell :)
Really now, people? Really?
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi.
Stranger: asl=bye
You: I was just about to do the same thing.
Stranger: hi
You: …
You: …? ^^
You: But I just type, “No.” “=.=”".
You: Just in case.
You: :3
Stranger: hahaha
You: One person said, “JELLYBEAN?”.
Stranger: naah guess it’s simple. asl is bye
Stranger: yeah!
You: I met that one twice, I think…
You: …
You: …? ^^;;;
Stranger: ive had him three times!
You: I see.
You: :P
You: Maybe it’s a secret code.
You: …
You: …? :o
Stranger: i have to ask: where are you? maybe that’s got something to do with it
Stranger: true.
Stranger: let’s google it
You: http://blag.xkcd.com/2009/04/03/omegle/
You: …
You: …? ^^;;;
Stranger: hah yeah
You: Read the long Conversation.
You: XDDD
Stranger: there are more long ones
You: The first one.
You: :SSS
You: I just finished it.
You: ^^
Stranger: oh right haha
Stranger: they’re all old
Stranger: back in september
Stranger: so you can’t have just finished it
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: china here
You: Hi
You: Bob here
You: :D
Stranger: where ya fr?
Stranger: i mean im chinese, my name is hao
You: My name is Bob.
You: Hello.
Stranger: hella
Stranger: nice to meet ya
Stranger: where you from?
You: Canada.
Stranger: kewl
You: I see a moose outside my window.
Stranger: moose or mouse?
You: moose.
You: Eh, they’re always eating our shrubs.
Stranger: oh,.
Stranger: i got it
You: What types of animal has you got?
Stranger: massive
Stranger: let me c
Stranger: we have panda
Stranger: you know, its cute
You: Have you ever witnessed a wild panda attack?
Stranger: no. but i heard about that a panda which is sent to japan had attacked janapnese in zoo several years ago
You: Last year a panda got out of our zoo. I found it eating my shrubs. Then it attacked a moose. That was a bad day. The children are emotionally scarred…
You: They need therapy.
Stranger: oh,that sucks
You: I know.
You: It does.
You: That, it does.
You: Do you like snowcones, eh?
Stranger: what are they?
Stranger: i aint never heard about ‘em befo’
You: They are balls of snow on top of cones.
You: With flavors like lemon….
You: Mmmm, lemon….
You: :D
Stranger: a kind of food?
You: Yes.
Stranger: oh, thats why we chinese dun know.
You: And they’re one case where yellow snow ISN’T BAD!
You: :D
Stranger: oh, ahah.
You: Ahah.
Stranger: by the way, do you have msn?
Stranger: zhuhaomiracle@msn.cn
Stranger: its mine
You: Do I have a zebra with earmuffs?
Stranger: eh.. let me c.. maybe not
You: Okay.
Stranger: its not as cold as candana in china
You: True, true…
Stranger: so many animals. dun exist in china at all
You: Like?
Stranger: some kind of bears
Stranger: i think they can only live in those cold surroundings
You: We have grizzly bears.
You: They also like to attack our mooses.
You: Those poor abused mooses…
Stranger: haha
Stranger: right
You: What’s so funny?
You: You laugh at the fact that mooses are being kicked around on a daily basis by grizzly bears and pandas?! Don’t even get me started on polar bears!!!
Stranger: those mooses are also the victories
You: No. Our mooses are like the awkward kid on the playground with thick-rimmed glasses and a runny nose!
You: It’s not funny!
You: We must save them, eh!
Stranger: alright , im sorry
You: You should be.
Stranger: yep.
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