Comments on: Omegle

By: Bob

Bob — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 15:34:02 +0000

Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: china here
You: Hi
You: Bob here
You: :D
Stranger: where ya fr?
Stranger: i mean im chinese, my name is hao
You: My name is Bob.
You: Hello.
Stranger: hella
Stranger: nice to meet ya
Stranger: where you from?
You: Canada.
Stranger: kewl
You: I see a moose outside my window.
Stranger: moose or mouse?
You: moose.
You: Eh, they’re always eating our shrubs.
Stranger: oh,.
Stranger: i got it
You: What types of animal has you got?
Stranger: massive
Stranger: let me c
Stranger: we have panda
Stranger: you know, its cute
You: Have you ever witnessed a wild panda attack?
Stranger: no. but i heard about that a panda which is sent to japan had attacked janapnese in zoo several years ago
You: Last year a panda got out of our zoo. I found it eating my shrubs. Then it attacked a moose. That was a bad day. The children are emotionally scarred…
You: They need therapy.
Stranger: oh,that sucks
You: I know.
You: It does.
You: That, it does.
You: Do you like snowcones, eh?
Stranger: what are they?
Stranger: i aint never heard about ‘em befo’
You: They are balls of snow on top of cones.
You: With flavors like lemon….
You: Mmmm, lemon….
You: :D
Stranger: a kind of food?
You: Yes.
Stranger: oh, thats why we chinese dun know.
You: And they’re one case where yellow snow ISN’T BAD!
You: :D
Stranger: oh, ahah.
You: Ahah.
Stranger: by the way, do you have msn?
Stranger: zhuhaomiracle@msn.cn
Stranger: its mine
You: Do I have a zebra with earmuffs?
Stranger: eh.. let me c.. maybe not
You: Okay.
Stranger: its not as cold as candana in china
You: True, true…
Stranger: so many animals. dun exist in china at all
You: Like?
Stranger: some kind of bears
Stranger: i think they can only live in those cold surroundings
You: We have grizzly bears.
You: They also like to attack our mooses.
You: Those poor abused mooses…
Stranger: haha
Stranger: right
You: What’s so funny?
You: You laugh at the fact that mooses are being kicked around on a daily basis by grizzly bears and pandas?! Don’t even get me started on polar bears!!!
Stranger: those mooses are also the victories
You: No. Our mooses are like the awkward kid on the playground with thick-rimmed glasses and a runny nose!
You: It’s not funny!
You: We must save them, eh!
Stranger: alright , im sorry
You: You should be.
Stranger: yep.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

By: Crimsonthorn

Crimsonthorn — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 11:55:06 +0000

Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi.
Stranger: asl=bye
You: I was just about to do the same thing.
Stranger: hi
You: …
You: …? ^^
You: But I just type, “No.” “=.=”".
You: Just in case.
You: :3
Stranger: hahaha
You: One person said, “JELLYBEAN?”.
Stranger: naah guess it’s simple. asl is bye
Stranger: yeah!
You: I met that one twice, I think…
You: …
You: …? ^^;;;
Stranger: ive had him three times!
You: I see.
You: :P
You: Maybe it’s a secret code.
You: …
You: …? :o
Stranger: i have to ask: where are you? maybe that’s got something to do with it
Stranger: true.
Stranger: let’s google it
You: http://blag.xkcd.com/2009/04/03/omegle/
You: …
You: …? ^^;;;
Stranger: hah yeah
You: Read the long Conversation.
You: XDDD
Stranger: there are more long ones
You: The first one.
You: :SSS
You: I just finished it.
You: ^^
Stranger: oh right haha
Stranger: they’re all old
Stranger: back in september
Stranger: so you can’t have just finished it

By: Errina

Errina — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 05:57:10 +0000

Note: all stranger’s posts are instant.

Stranger: hi, how are you?
You: that was WAY TOO QUICK.
Stranger: kewl, yah same.
You: AS WAS THAT
Stranger: Here is my tinypic album, do you think i’m hot? :)
You: turing test you fail.
Stranger: Crap, my roomate wants the computer! If you want, add me as a friend and send me a msg here: (profile is amanda471), I got a few nudes up there, and my cell :)

Really now, people? Really?

By: mokry

mokry — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 08:09:59 +0000

Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 23 m Tx here..in for a horny chat? my gf is away..n m sexually high
You: well get ready cowboy, because your about to ride the rodeo of your life ;)
Stranger: hell yea…
Stranger: asl first
You: 15/F/NY
Stranger: fuckin hell yea…make me bigger than the empire state gurl…
Stranger: can u?
You: idk, how big are you know?
Stranger: 13
Stranger: ”
You: I think that’ll do ;)
Stranger: m already halfway thru..
Stranger: make me cum all over u sweetheart
You: not yet, im still in my clothes
You: speaking of, are you wearing anything right now?
Stranger: jus a red naked brief….
Stranger: wat r u wearin sexy?
You: just a small baby t and some boyshorts
You: but before we get started
You: tell me how freaky you are willing to get
Stranger: if u wish, i can be dirty beyond ur wildest imaginations….
Stranger: its ur call
You: oooo, i can tell im going to like this
Stranger: so wat is it going to be?
Stranger: a clean ride or a dirty ride?
You: well, your briefs are going to need to come off first
Stranger: u wearin nethin inside ur shorts n shirt?
You: off course not
Stranger: r u wet?
You: now that you mention it, i am
Stranger: coz i am gettin cockier as the time passes by …
You: might as well take off the shorts
Stranger: nooo..
Stranger: not yet
You: ok
Stranger: lets take it slowly
You: tell me where to begin
Stranger: i’ll strt darling…
Stranger: i want u to be more hornier than my gf…
Stranger: i haven had sex since last 3 days..n now i cant wait..
Stranger: r u ready to be sexed up?
You: yes i am
Stranger: Our eyes meet…I slowly advanced towards you, my breathing quickens…
Stranger: I growl like a sexualy frustrated beast!
You: im liking this so far
You: but could we speed it up, i feel like im going to burst
Stranger: plzz dont baby…
Stranger: I run across the room and jump on top of you…
Stranger: i turn you over, and rub your back slowly
You: oooo, aggressive yet sensual, i like
Stranger: darling…i wanna make u wet first…
You: your doing one hell of a job
You: but tell me, wats your body like
Stranger: I gently caress your tender bottom till u strt moaning softly
Stranger: m 5′ 11″ fair..brown eyes…. to be honest sorta muscular…
Stranger: hows urs?
Stranger: darling..u there?
You: 5′3″, I’m pale, but not in a disgusting way, I have brown, wavy hair, and I’m a b cup, but still developing
Stranger: its ok sweetheart..what matters is..r u horny at the moment?
You: you bet your hot ass i am
Stranger: i have had the tough 3 days of my life…i hope u’ll treat me nice aight?
You: well, the wait will be worth it, and you will have to wait no longer
You: we are now in the bedroom
You: i remove your briefs slowly as i gently kiss your throbbing cock
Stranger: I gently caress your tender bottom till u strt moaning softly
You: strip me, and then hold me tightly
Stranger: I pin you down and let loose an evil hissing sound
Stranger: i strt gettin a hardo like never before…
Stranger: my throbbing cock on ur back makes u even more wet
You: baby, i don’t think i can get any wetter
You: before we start, i want to get a little… kinky
Stranger: u cant stop squirming….
Stranger: baby..take it easy….
Stranger: m thr wit u all the way….
You: hold on, i just want to do something that will make this way more fun
Stranger: ya baby..m holding onto u..bitin ur neck off…
You: i walk over to my purse and grab something out of it
You: its a blindfold and some handcuffs
Stranger: wow baby…i didn expect this…
You: it might seem intimidating, but it’ll make you cum the hardest you will ever cum
Stranger: its going to be fun..
Stranger: make it even kinkier sweetie
You: i apply the blindfold to you, making sure i rub as much as my body as i can while doing so
You: i then lay you down, my ass against your cock as i handcuff you to the bed post
Stranger: u r all covered with sweat…i feel like lickin each n evry drop of it…u r dripping all over me….
You: hold on, things are about to get even hotter
Stranger: a sweet smeel emanates frm a sexy figure…
Stranger: ok darling
You: i get off one more time before i get a secret item that will make sure you never forget this
Stranger: go on my sweetiepie
You: Hi, my name is Chris Hansen, would you like to explain to me why you where about to have sex with an underage girl?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:06:47 +0000

SHIT IS TL;DR

By: Shannon

Shannon — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 05:44:23 +0000

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You have one post to impress me. Go!
Stranger: Meh, you’re not worth impressing.
You: Hah, you just earned respect
Stranger: I know. It’s what I expected to happen.
You: Do the letters “xkcd” mean anything to you?
Stranger: They mean a webcomic to me, so yes.
You: Yay!!!
You: Is that how you heard about this site?
Stranger: No, I found out about this on a forum.
You: Oh. Well, I’m still jazzed that you know xkcd.
Stranger: Thanks. It’s rather popular, though.
You: I suppose. Still, anyone who doesn’t write “asl” or “cock” is a nice change on here.
Stranger: But the people who do can be entertaining at times.
You: Entertaining at first, annoying soon thereafter.
You: So, you’ve already impressed me.
You: Got anything interesting to share?
Stranger: Not off hand, no.
You: Eh, that’s okay. Did you read today’s xkcd?
Stranger: Not yet, no. I haven’t been home much today. Been busy with my job.
You: It’s a good one. Sparked quite a bit of religious debate on the forums.
Stranger: Oh boy… There’s nothing like a good old religious debate.
You: Agreed.
Stranger: How heated did it get?
You: There was no eye-gouging, but quite a bit of mocking and name-calling. And then there are the people who jump in to debate about whether or not we should be debating.
You: But we’re all just big nerds at heart, so it’s in good fun.
Stranger: It’s not like non-nerd read xkcd. :P
You: I’m happy with nerd status. We make the most money down the road ;)
Stranger: Or live in your mom’s basement for the next 40 years playing DnD. :P
You: Yeah, it does tend to be one or the other.
Stranger: Got a 50-50 chance. Flip a coin to find out?
You: Which is heads and which is tails?
Stranger: We’ll have to do an experiment across the nerd demographic to see which one favors success and which favors success at basement dwelling.
You: Success is in the eye of the beholder, after all.
Stranger: Exactly. Social success or personal success are two vastly different things.
You: Unless you’re extremely lucky. Or find a way to make a living at DnD.
Stranger: Or both!
You: :)
You: Thanks for this conversation, Stranger, but I really should be getting back to work. You are not in the least a disappointment. Congrats
Stranger: Thanks. Good luck with work then.
You: Same to you, mate
You: COCK!
You have disconnected.

By: ownedmegle

ownedmegle — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:19:31 +0000

You: where you located
Stranger: Finland
You: wasn’t that apart of Russia once upon a time?
Stranger: yeah and sweden also
You: fucking communists.
You have disconnected.

By: Christopher J. Arndt

Christopher J. Arndt — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 02:38:49 +0000

Omegle conversation log
2009-11-04
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 17 f us wanna trade nudes?
You: but I have all of them
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

By: Trisix

Trisix — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 12:12:59 +0000

Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Hello child.
You: I am god.
Stranger: ok, just nice. :)
You: Yes, you have questions for me.
Stranger: Have you aleays been god
You: Yes
Stranger: Why I am a live?
Stranger: Whats my favorit animal?
You: I got bored listening to a Weezer CD, one day. So I felt like making a new soul.
You: You don’t have a favorite animal.
Stranger: you’re right
You: So what else will you ask me?
Stranger: Do you having sex?
Stranger: ever?
You: Everyone is my child, so if I were to have sex then that would be pedophilia and that would be wrong.
Stranger: you are smart :)
You: Of course my child, I am god.
Stranger: I’d like to took with you but I have to go :(
You: I know. Its okay.
You: Bye Satan!
Stranger: bye.
You: See you at Chistmas!
You: Jesus is bringing the beer!
Stranger: yeah Dad

By: moldyman

moldyman — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 16:47:26 +0000

Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: This is Paul from Omegle. We have received multiple complaints of inappropriate, lewd behaviour traced to your IP address. Your internet service provider will be alerted within the next 24 hours.

Paul

1(802)380-4064
Omegle Inc.

If you feel you have received this message in error, type 1 to connect to an Omegle representative.
Stranger: 1
You: Hi! I’m Jason, please state you question(s) and/or concerns.
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: so what is the problem with lewd or innapropriate actions?
You: Ah, I see sir. We’ve received a few complaints from other members traced to this IP address regarding inappropriate behavior and in some instances sexual solicitations of minors.
Stranger: Excuse me?
You: Well, sir we have logs. Would you like to see the log of one of these conversations?
Stranger: yes please
You: Very well, sir. Please give me a moment to look up our logs of your IP address.
Stranger: Allright
You: Sir, who is the owner of the computer you are using?
Stranger: The university i attend
You: Well then, sir, I am afraid to inform you that if the computer is under your name, then the IP address is associated with it and you will be held responsible.
Stranger: Hmm
Stranger: Could you tell me
Stranger: what is my IP adress?
You: ok
Stranger: It could be someone else on the line, and not me?
You: I’m afraid I cant give out I.P info, as the police are on there way to trace it and make an arrest.
Stranger: Which police would these be?
You: I cant give out info, sir.
Stranger: Well, your complaints are completely unwarranted
You: Just answer there questions and I’m sure you’ll be ok.
Stranger: And, I am yet to see the logs of the conversation you are referring to.
Stranger: Show me these so called logs.
You: ok
You: You: Hi
You: ASL
Stranger: m
You: Wanna see my teenage t**s on webcam?
You: 14/f/uk
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: no webcam here
You: Want to see mine though?
You: I am so horny!
Stranger: picture
You: I will do whatever you say
Stranger: if you have
You: I don’t have pics but I have cam
You: What’s your MSN addy?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: tell me yours
Stranger: I add you now
You: No
You: I can’t accept
You: My MSN is f***ed up
You: I can only add people
Stranger: ok
Stranger: harrywanttomakefriends@live.cn
You: Thank you! Your email adress is now going all over the internet!
You: Thank you and you’re also being reported as a pedofile
Stranger: as you like
Stranger: lol
Stranger: That is not a log of me
Stranger: nice attempt at a prank my friend
You: Well you’ll be ok… then.
Stranger: Keep in mind, I am a minor myself
Stranger: You are now harassing me
You: This backfired lol
Stranger: Hahaha
You: hahaahha